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Limericks 14

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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FarNorth Fri 26-Jun-20 13:11:02

Weather man said 'cooler today' but it's not!
Sunglasses on - it's really quite hot

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 26-Jun-20 15:58:32

Weather man said 'cooler today' but it's not!
Sunglasses on - it's really quite hot
By 'eck it's so sticky

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Jun-20 16:32:47

Weather man said 'cooler today' but it's not!
Sunglasses on - it's really quite hot
By 'eck it's so sticky
I’ll be pulling a sicky

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lizzypopbottle Fri 26-Jun-20 17:58:56

Weather man said cooler today but it's not,
Sunglasses on - it's really quite hot
By 'eck it's so sticky
I'll be pulling a sicky
Rain for a week forecast. That's your lot!

My genes are too northern to stand so much heat,

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Jangran99 Fri 26-Jun-20 21:41:19

My genes are too northern to stand so much heat,
I start out so tidy, hair straightened and neat

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Jun-20 22:00:30

My genes are too northern to stand so much heat,
I start out so tidy, hair straightened and neat
By lunchtime I’m frizzy

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Jangran99 Fri 26-Jun-20 22:54:08

My genes are too northern to stand so much heat,
I start out so tidy, hair straightened and neat
By lunchtime I’m frizzy
My head's in a tizzy

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FarNorth Sat 27-Jun-20 01:40:09

My genes are too northern to stand so much heat,
I start out so tidy, hair straightened and neat
By lunchtime I’m frizzy
My head's in a tizzy
Not helped by the gin I drink neat.

So today I will drink pints of water

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Jun-20 07:03:34

So today I will drink pints of water
Of health it seems it’s a supporter

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henetha Sat 27-Jun-20 11:21:06

So today I will drink pints of water
Of health it seems it’s a supporter
But can I add gin?

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Jun-20 11:41:02

So today I will drink pints of water
Of health it seems it’s a supporter
But can I add gin?
“You can”..with a grin

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Bellanonna Sat 27-Jun-20 11:49:10

So today I will drink pints of water
Of health it seems it’s a supporter
But can I add gin?
“You can”..with a grin
But I certainly won’t tell my daughter

A delivery is coming at three

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FarNorth Sat 27-Jun-20 13:07:10

A delivery is coming at three
With something exciting for me

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Jangran99 Sat 27-Jun-20 14:42:22

A delivery is coming at three
With something exciting for me
Can’t wait to unwrap it

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Annum Sat 27-Jun-20 15:27:51

A delivery is coming at three
With something exciting for me
Can’t wait to unwrap it
But first ought to zap it

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lizzypopbottle Sat 27-Jun-20 17:29:47

A delivery is coming at three
With something exciting for me
Can't wait to unwrap it
But first ought to zap it
My ray gun is yours - for a fee!

My secret you never will guess

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Billybob4491 Sat 27-Jun-20 17:37:13

My secret you never will guess
Well ok it concerns my sister Bess

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Jangran99 Sat 27-Jun-20 19:11:46

My secret you never will guess
Well ok it concerns my sister Bess
She’s got this new man

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Jun-20 19:58:59

My secret you never will guess
Well ok it concerns my sister Bess
She’s got this new man
And I can't say I'm a fan

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lizzypopbottle Sat 27-Jun-20 23:13:47

My secret you will never guess
Well OK it concerns my sister Bess
She's got this new mana
And I can't say I'm a fan
He looks like the monster from Loch Ness.

Bess never had much taste in men,

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FarNorth Sun 28-Jun-20 00:50:15

Bess never had much taste in men,
For oddbods she has such a yen

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Jun-20 06:55:28

Bess never had much taste in men,
For oddbods she has such a yen
The stranger they are

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henetha Sun 28-Jun-20 09:43:17

Bess never had much taste in men,
For oddbods she has such a yen
The stranger they are
The more she says "Yah"

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-Jun-20 10:41:46

Bess never had much taste in men
For oddbods she has such a yen
The stranger they are
The more she says "Yah"
As she invites them back to her den.

What on earth will this bohemian do next?

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FarNorth Sun 28-Jun-20 11:26:10

What on earth will this bohemian do next?
I ponder while writing a text

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