Sorry I got caught up in an on-line surprise party for GD2.
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Obviously Johnny
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? MEAT
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? It was Everest
4. How much dirt is there in a hole... that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English Language... is always spelled incorrectly? = Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? He lives in Australia
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? You cannot take a picture using a wooden leg.
8. What was the President's Name...in 1975? The President was called Donald Trump in 1975, same as he is today.
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? YOU WOULD BE IN 2ND PLACE
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"? Neither, Egg Yolks are always Yellow.
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in a third field? If he combined them all he would have 1 haystack.
