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Saturday's Maths : Miss MaryDoll's Scintillating, Seriously, Satisfying, Simple, Saturday Starter.

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Marydoll Sat 18-Apr-20 08:02:10

Good morning class, here is today's starter.

No trickery intended, but if you wish to misinterpret, please share your ideas with us all. It makes for a more interesting thread.
After all, Miss MaryDoll is not perfect! Well actually I am! wink

For new classmates, this is meant to be a bit of fun, please join in and do not allow yourself to be led astray by certain unruly posters! grin

Callistemon Sat 18-Apr-20 18:27:13

Thank you willa45, you and only you may call me Myrtle in future, I've decided I like it after all smile

Pantglas2 Sat 18-Apr-20 18:51:32

Are theses eggs for all our Teamwork Miss? And are they free range like wot them ones I boughted for you? Cos if they are, I better take them all cos they might range free, mightn’t they?

I promise to share....with the Team (tee hee)

Marydoll Sat 18-Apr-20 18:58:15

Pantglas, remember we are being KIND to each other, your friends have also worked very hard.

Anyway, I got them cheap on Ebay, left over from last Easter. If you eat too many, you may be sick. ??

Then again, it might teach you a lesson, it's about the only lesson you have learned this year. grin

Doodle Sat 18-Apr-20 20:31:32

Oh Miss we like your sums and we appreciate your trying to keep us occupied. We have good fun in your class. Better than all our other teachers. I wouldn’t worry about Thursday’s thread. We all enjoyed it in the spirit it was posted. As for the eggs they are delicious.
pantglas Miss says you’ve got to share. Come back pantglas, come back with those eggs at once ?

Pantglas2 Sat 18-Apr-20 21:26:17

Sciws me four a minit Doodle while I wash this brown sticky muck off my hands and face.....?. You don’t unnerstan wot ‘free range ‘ Eggs means. They’ve all just gone off, ranging free!

Cors I’d a shared em - it’s Teamwork, innit!

Callistemon Sat 18-Apr-20 21:39:48

I never got one Miss and I got the magic squares right first before them.
Who ate all the eggs?

Pantglas2 Sat 18-Apr-20 21:50:28

Now then Callistemon Doodle Miss is very tired wochin over you lot all dae, so she made me MONITOR and that means I have a baj!

It means I’m in charj and the eggs have gone.....free ranging....nobodee scoffed them all and is feeling a bit sick now. Sciws me ?argh, pluppp, arggh.....ow, I’m not well.....?

Callistemon Sat 18-Apr-20 21:51:29

Serves you rite.

Doodle Sat 18-Apr-20 23:00:46

pantglas has eaten all the eggs on her own Miss. Me and callistemon never got none of them. She woz greedy and scoffed them all ?

willa45 Sun 19-Apr-20 01:47:19

Doodle stop talking with your mouth full!