My Thinking ? smells of gin and I’m blaming Miss cos she told me where it was hidden and I was led into the brambles of delinquency, an I’ve gotten a sore head now?
Cos of the above I can’t be speckted to do hard sums today so ave you got summat simple just for me Bathsheba pleeze?
No sweeties Doodle, but I have baked a nice big coffee and walnut gateau. You can all have a piece at playtime this afternoon. IF you're good!
I need someone to volunteer to slice the cake up. Pantglas I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I won't be able to let you do this - I need someone sober sensible. The knife is VERY sharp!
I’m not posh Doodle but I am trying to himprove myself by reeding lots of ejucashunal books and fings ??????so wot I can be a teecha like Miss when I’ve got all my bajs wot I is clectin.
Doodle thank you for volunteering to slice the cake up. There is one condition attached to this very important role. The person who cuts the cake is not allowed to choose a slice until EVERYONE ELSE has taken a piece. I think that will ensure you cut it very carefully indeed .
Has anyone noticed that today I can spell properly? I spent the WHOLE MORNING having a crash course in littralitter reading and writing so I could be almost like a proper teacher today. (I still get things wrong sumtimes though)