Saturday: Miss MaryDoll’s Simply, Scintillating, Sassy Maths Class.

puzzler welcome. Don’t worry Miss Doll’s class is fun and puzzles combined. I skipped over your answer so I can still do it ......except I probably won’t be able to work it out. I not very good at sums ?

Please Miss pantglas isn’t here yet. Do you fink she’s alrite.
I bet she can’t find one of her bajs.

Have you looked behind the boys' bike sheds Doodle?

No ? wot Miss goody two shoes ?

miss I’m going for a lie down. My brain ain’t workin an I can’t do it. I’m goin roun the bike shed to lok for pantglas

Good afternoon class! I'm popping into hand out the ?

Saxifrage, Gillybob, JoyBloggs, all PMed the correct answer. ? Well done all. I hope I haven't missed anyone.
I can't comment on Puzzler's answer, in case anyone else wants to try.
I will be back later.
Doodle, as tour boyfriend.
I suspect that Myrtle has defected to another class. ?Was it something I said??

Miss he can’t do it either ??? I don unerstand it. Sowy.

I’ll let I’m ave anover go.

I spect Myrtle is sunbaving an pantglas in bein sun monitor ?

Where is Pantglas? Hope she's OK. Surely the hangover has worn off by now

Well! Just becoz Miss gave me a day off for bein the bestest iestadae doesn’t mean you can all be orrible to me - castin nasturtiums that I woz misbehavin or got an angova!

I bin prepearin for tomorras Sundae Skool where I will be Singin Monitor (and yes Doodle it will mean nother baj to add to my iwmongus clecshun).

Miss has assed me to chews a song an it’s gonna be ‘Jesus wants me for a Honeybee’ wot we all noe so I spect you all to be wyrd prefect. I will be playin the organ an I don’t want any rood rimarcs bout that.....

Snigger. Snigger. *pantglas is player her organ ??....snigger snigger.

I’m back goin try sum agin. But I weally don’t get it Miss ?

Ok I cheeted. I lok at puzzler’s anser an I can see sort of how she got that. But not why. Miss when you give the rite answr can you splain to me y or how coz I don unnerstand ?. I wish willa woz here so she cld elp me. Ave you got any gin left Miss ?

Don't anyone let Pantglas fall in the canal on the way home from school - with all those badges she will sink like a stone

Hi Class, as it's Sunday tomorrow, I think we should take a break and come back fresh on Monday.

Anyway, I have run out of bleach and the internal ultra violet light has lost its ultra.
I will need to source another, but it seems to be sold out everywhere. ??‍♀️

But Misswots the anser.? ?

Sorry, Doodle
Chilli 3
Lime 1
Avocado 6
Salt 9
Guacamole 18

I get it now Miss my boy fren had to splain it. I’ll need a day to recuver. Sees you Mundy Miss