Tricky Tuesday: Miss Marydoll’s Tantalising Non Maths Teaser.

Ooh mournin Miss we as mist ewe!

Lwk gyrls, Miss as borted a new fore-eyed Insekt ?for the Naychur Rwm - isn it scareee!

Morning Miss and Pants. Hmmmmm. 4 eyes and 6 letters, wot cud it beee?

Think I've got it Miss. Is its last letter E?

Sorry, Chewy! Not an E.

You will kick yourself, when you find out, says she, rubbing her hands in glee! ?

Mawnin evvrywun. Izzen it a luvvlee dae? I ad a luvvlee wee kend, but we dint go too the beech koz it woz to craddid an we don wonna cach this cornaviriss fing. Did yoo av a nis wee kend Miss an get loss of ress?

I fink I no wot this iz an Ive pee emmd yoo Miss

Bathsheba, well done! ?

I stood on my head and looked again ....... ?
I’ve pee emm’d again Miss.

Sorry, Puzzler.

I done nead to pm Miss, Bathsheba coz I knoed it woz a Insekt strait awae so I putted it in the niw Insekt bokses in the Naychur Rwm as I is Naychur Custardian affer orl!

Wherrs Doodle? Ope she’s not wondrd orf the straitnarrow agen!

Pants awl de uvva inseks ar gowin ter bee reelee reelee puzzawld wen thay sea this in thare rum. Thale bee wundrin wot on urf itz doin thare!

I no wot rum it shud aksherlee bee in, but I karn tel yoo kos tha wud bee lik givin yoo a hyooj cloo!

I hav had annuva go Miss and pee emmed yoo.

I’m here pants. No I knot bin norty jus got up layte ?
I don reely lyk insecs pants don fink I’ll goes inner naychur rwm unles yous poot it sumwear sayfe ?
Ello eberwywun hop yous ad a nyce weaken ?

Cor Miss dats wearly difcult.
Duz stannin on yous ed urt puzzler? Did it elp? I culd twy bounsin onna twampolean if dat wud elp ?

Pleeeze cud someone elp me? I'm still standin on me 'ead can't get up/down.

‘Lo Doodle . Yeh my ‘ed dos urt, but I did bang it on a cubburd dwr in the naychur rum wen i went to giv them inseks sum of mi curly wurly.

Farmor ?, Puzzler ?

CraftyGranny, sorry!

Chewy, you don't need to stand on your head, it could be very close to you! ?

I dunno if I no wot it is - Miss probli as a hwrtin ‘ed coz I bin pestrin her wiv lotsa gesses. She asn’t tol mi yet.
Chewy tuk yer dwes in yer niks if yoo wanna stan on yer ‘ed.

X message! Fewww i got it 4th gow. Thanks Miss.

Hmmmmmm. Still thinking. Will return.

PM sent in ´opes.

If I don’t have one will I I have to buy one from A******?

Welcome to our class, katynana. ? Despite being very unruly, they are lovely girls!

Sorry folks, it's not a grater.

Off for more coffee and wandering round the house looking.