Thursday: Miss MaryDoll's Thematic Thursday Teaser.

With pleasure MissMarydoll.

Good Morning Miss. Av I cum to de rite klassrum?
Ware is evriwun?

I av pee emmed yoo Miss.

Puzzler, class swot!!! ? and an ? for being early!

Mawnin Miss an Miss Charley an evvrywun wot cums in laytr.

Wel, im dispoytid. The fust too I got strataweigh, jus lukd at thum an lik majik i new wot thay wur. But the majik asent werkd toodae. I fink i nead the finkin kap. Hoo ad it larss? Cum on, ware izit?

Sowwy, mawnin to yoo to Puzzler - yoo wozent ere wen I startid ritin!

Lawdee, lawdee, thees fings is gettin morr dificul evri dae! ?
I’ll be joinin the rimeedial klass swwn an no chanss o goin to Niversty!

Ooh ang on! Fink I mite av got it! Ile pee emm yoo Miss.

Toda I jus luck at pichar an new wot it waz. I av surprizd meself. ?

Thank yoo Miss. An’ forgot to sa Mornin’ Miss Charley too.

Bathsheba, ?Pantglas ?

I will let you into a little secret. I would never have got it in a million years! ?

Good morning all. You are all clever clogs today. It is going to be another hot day so do you not think you need to settle down and do some learning? Have you given any thought to what jobs you would like to attempt after leaving school?

I wanna be an influenza Miss C. How old do I need to bee, do yoo no?

I wanna be racin car driver Charley, like my dad. He's got loads of tickets to show how fast ee's bin drivin.

If i sel lots a lipstiks I wil buy minesel a racin’car Chewy.
That’s wot influenzas doo - they mak vidyos of twyin lipstiks an’ they doo mak lodesa dosh.

Puzzler sorry I did not quite catch the word influenza regarding work.

Chewbacca that would be very exciting as well as expensive. Maybe start off with it as a hobby and if you succeeded and it became a full time job that would be excellent.

Kan yoor dad go to see koncerts n thins wiv his tickets?

But Miss C - Joe Sugg hez influenza and itz is weel job an e did go on Stwickly an evryfing. He is famus.

I don fink he twyed lipstiks tho’ he mus av twyed hare clippas or sum uva boy stuff on is vidyo.

I wonnabe a sinetiss so I kan studdee fings on mykoskops an see reelee tinee fings wot ar inviddeeus to the naikid aye.

No*Puzzler*, me dad doesn't go to concerts and things he goes to courts wiv his tickets. They must be good fun cos he every time he goes he sez "it's an **ing joke".

Chewy vat mayed me splutta mi cofee! ????

Chewy yoo an yoor dad ar vewy funni ???

Mawnin evwywon. I seed it strate away two. I av pee emd yu Miss.
It is a luverly dae. whoo wont to plae rowndas