Monday: Miss MaryDoll’s Marvellous Maths Mayhem.

Callistemon for you. ?

As for the poison scenario, you have a great imagination, that's all I can say! ?
Full marks for inventiveness. ?

Thank you Miss. You must have an ? today too, since it’s soo warm. ?

grannywn no I don ewes brassy on it as dat mite make it two swiperwy an if itz two swiperwy den mynes stiffgit mite fall out ?

squiffy duz yous live ne’er a zoo? Iz dat why you need a fwap on yous box two stop jiraffes from getin in ??

miss yous tablet lok vewy nyce. Pleese cud I an sum to take awa d tast of d sop ? ?

Hello evwyone....wha' did I miss?

Nuffink much, willa

We drank all the punch
Hic

Nooooo.......punch's bin spaiked!! Is dat sope n'de punch? Sumwan's gonna hav t'call n'ambilance. Miss!

S'or rite, sumwun poured a leeter of vodka in it, killed all the jerms.

I'm gonna be sick.....

Yes Doods, jirarfts is veree gwud at gettin froo flaps. theyre long legs elps dem to clime froo. We got wun as a pet now.

Elefants doo de same....dere long trunks elp 'm

Oh squiffy how sciting ?.
Ello willa bet Miss wil be pleezed to sea yous. Wez all bin a bit norty ?

willa have yous ad an helephant cum fru yous letr box ?
Yous mus av a weally big wun!

callistemon you won’t sposed to dwink d punch it woz jus part of Miss’ stowy. Yous betr av wun of Miss’ tablets. Dat shud mak yous fel betr.?

Callistmon, I huv a resipee fer punch but dere's no vodka...only champoo.....delishus!

Duz yous wash yous air wiv it willa?

Doodle! How wuz it ye bin norty? Wadda yoo ole do?

Wash hare? Nooo silee...it wuz fizzy champoo wid a cork popper!

Sssh? we woznt weally norty but Miss an Miss Charleygirl fought we woz. We jus staid afr skul and we was torking bout pants mountin her stiffgits inners bedwm. An den we scided it wud be weally nic to paynt Miss chair and desc an door nob wiv sum luverly lellow paint wot chewy add. We fought we mite get a stiffgit four hour nishtive but Miss don seam to appy bout it. She mite be appy if we adnt used non dwy paint ?

Ooh don men shun cork poppers willa or pants will wan a stiffgit for it.?

Doodle, I fink it wuz de peint.....yoo use de rong culler. I cud 'a tol yoo dat mos' teechers prifur purpil.......de yeller agiteits dem.

Pants....ar yoo still kellecting mor stiffgits?

I fink Pants must hav flyin buttresses holeding up her worls if shees go so menni stiffgits. i donet no hou yoo cach a flyin buttress, it mus bee a veree big net.

I give up! I can't keep up with you all. I have laughed so much today, like most days. I have come to the conclusion that we must all be as mad as hatters. I need some wine.

Thank goodness for Tena Lady!

Crafty yoo got a lady for a tenna? Shee woz cheep, yoo got a barggin! ??