Wednesda: Miss MaryDoll's Wacky and Wild, Wayward Maths Class.

Im ear Willa. Itz topov the arfanoon ware wee iz! I muss ov mist braik (I fink dats wot yoo kawl resess) an now itz neelee goin ome tim!

I am ere to Willa but i’m wery sad coz I done av an appul from Miss today.
I fort da pikshur wuz a clementine - an it ad 10 lettrs - so I weely fort I got it wite.
But it mus bi wong ?

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Puzzler, you did get an apple today for the maths puzzle at 09:12:30

The answer is 28.

The item is a basket ball.

Oh thanks Miss, i forgot. I got mi wurzel gummedg ‘ead on today!!
But i didn no da baskit ball, I dunno iv I ever ceed wun befor.

Aha! I fowt ah wuz rite too but I sed pigskin! Almos' rite eh?! Ef only id wuz 10 leturs 'astead o' 7. I cudda evin mede 'n appol krus' fo aul evus.....awww shucks!

Ive neva scene wun iver Puzzler! I wud neva in a trillyon yeres av guest that!

Wuz lookin fer ye Bathsheba, Doodle and Puzzler...youse me gud buddys! Wut shud wee beke wid our appols?

Puzzler, I didn see yoo...beke appols wid us

Beke in th oven? Appul pie wiv sinnermun? An creem?

Squiffy....I kin see yoo too. Le me see whos 'n udder pages

Mi boyfren sez mi pastree is bad, but I can wip da creem gurls.

Cinimum 'n kreme soun's yummy!

Ooh wes cud bayk a Appul Sharlot! Itz reelee yummee!

Iz yoo pootin stuf in yore endo agenn Pants.

Doo yoo hav sum Charlot Bath? It luks vewy tastee.

Sowy, I ment Puzzler

Sheba....yur Sharlot luks delishus! karefil wid de shuger cuz ma mama sez id bad fo yur teef. Yoo kud endo at de endo dontis. Dunno wai....mebe dey nid somin dat has evin mo teef den us....'n endo dontis rex!!

I not reelee spose to eet fings lik dat reel Willa cos thay is bad fore me awl ova, not jus mine teef!

I cud maik it wiv dat sweatna stuf wot mine mum poots in her koffey to elp her looz wate.

Appol's sweet enuff, 'Sheba. Weel jes ad sum ciminamum 'n kweem to de appols de wei Puzzler sez.....'n less sumwon 'av anudder resipi widdowt de shuger?

We cud tak owt th cors, push Currans in da middul
then baek th appals hole . I don no wot it’s cawld, jus Baekd Appols i fink?

Im bak. Willa hiya, Mi cusen livs in Merika, do yu no er. she is kald Avril

Ooh Bathsheba I cud pwt that luvlee pwddin in mi top endo an toomoro itud cum owt mi bottum endo wuddn it?

Oh Crafty, 'merika's a big pleis. Don no aniwun neme Avril. 'n ef ah meat 'n Avril, how will'n no eff she's de rite Avril?

Believe it or not Willa, when my DH and i were in Seatle in '97, we were approached in a restaurant by a young lady and asked if we knew her Grandma who lives in Liverpool???