Friday: Fank Goodness It's Friday. Miss MaryDoll's Fascinating and Frustrating Teasers.

Pleez Miss. ?‍♀️ I fink u rote on the Good morning fred by mistake.
Exits pursued by a bear

Ooh, yoor rite Pittcity! i jus lookt on de GM fred an ther she iz! She mus av got lost on her wai hear. We cwud leev a trale of crums four her to follo so shee can fined us awl. Por Miss mite miss de piknik uvverweyes.

Stil canna do widdl! Bean to Farmer C hoo givd mi Aunty Bye Ticks two bea taykn twyce a dae fore a weak! Wherr am I gonna tayk er? an wot ifn she done wanna goe?

Oh yooz rite Pittcity. I jus lukd there an I gottid a peece ov caik fore mine widdle arnsa. Spose ile av to crepe in thare to get it. Ile ware mine slipas so I wone maik enny noys an dissterb dem.

Tell Aunty dat shee can av cayke an tryfel an play wiv teddee bares then shee mite wont two cum.

Oh bath eye’ll cum wiv yous an old yous and. Dat mornin fred is four growded ups. Let’s cweep in an gets yous cak ?

Oh fankyoo Doods, yoo ar sutj a gud fwend! I oney lukd fru de wyndo afore an sore mine caik, but i woz two scaird too go in by my own. Ile shair mine caik wiv yoo ?

Please excuse me Miss, I am so sorry to be late, but I didn’t want to come....
However, Mummy said if I didn’t come to class today then there would be repercushions.......
Good afternoon other pupils

Oooh.....am gonna miss uh piknik? Awww.....eye git up urly dis mornin' cuz me and hubee goin' te de fud markit. Wee go reel urly udderwise dere's no gud stuff left. Oops gotta go.....Wone evin av time to count aul de teddi bares Miss. Ahl see yoo all latur.

Welkym Oopsadaisy I av marqd ewe habsen fore this mournin in the Tendans Regster but ewes jes in tyme fore the piknik!

Yore mum woz rite bout repercushions - chews eni won from the pyle in the jym an bwing it wiv ewe to sit on at the piknik?

Thank you so much Pants I would love to attend your picnic and I will select a suitable cushion, is there a clean one? I have clean shoes and sox so can’t get them messy.
Mummy sent food for us, nibbles she calls them. Do we have napkins? And cutlery, only I don’t usually eat with my fingers, in case I get my clothes mucky.
Mummy doesn’t like me to be messy. And I’m not allowed to eat or drink anything with sugar in it . Apart from that I think I might quite enjoy myself

Arr ewe shoor ewes ment tobee at owr Skool, Oopsadaisy? Ewe sown aziff ewe shud bea ata Boring Skool wiv the pawsh kyds?

Ewe is veri welkym ere ocors, praps yore manures will rub orf on us venchulee.....?

Class I wrote a long post and have totally lost it in more ways than.

Here we go again.

The puzzle answer is not 16 nor 18

Squiffy ?
CraftyGranny ?
Doodle ?
Mary51 ?
Oopsadaisy?
DanniRae ?

The Riddle

Oopsadaisy
Callistemon
Bathsheba
Mary51

You can all share this cake. ?

If I have missed anyone, I'm sure you will let me know!

Poor Miss's head is awl muddld up twodai. Shee nose she put appels on de rong fred. i fink praps we shwud invyte her two our piknik to mayke her fele betta.

Oops welcum to de piknik. i fink yor mummee mite bee a bit dispoynted wen yoo go howm coz yor cloves wil bee in a rite mess wunce us lot get going. we try weely ard to be gwud but jus carnt help owrselvs an get veree mukky.

Did you miss my pee emm Miss? I didn’t guess 16 or 18.

And I sent another pee emm for the riddle.

Puzzler i think pore Miss 's brayne has eksplodid! Her sekerterry mus hav tayken de dai off an Miss iz tryin to doo evrifing.

O deer! I done fink yoo reelee unnerstan wot owr pikniks ar lik Oops. Praps yoos shud get a overawl fwom the messtik sylunce rum so yoos kan kep yore luvvlee kloves nys an kleen. An yoo kan ware my wellis if yoo lik.

I’m here. Better late than never. Off to look for my thinking cap then try to answer. I’ve just scalded the tablet cos I can’t beat quickly enough any more. MISS please - should I be doing it in the microwave coz I’m exhausted standing over the cooker?

Ello agin oops yous lok vewy nice. I ope yous don get two messy. As yous got nyce cween ands wil yous poot sum nyce foud frm der piknik in dis bag wot I got four myne fren willa She offn layte coz she cum frum merwica witch is bout 10 myles awy. She bee cumin bak latr and we az to keyp sum fud four er. ? Yous seem lik a nyce gurl but yous dunn arf spek funnee. Awl posh lik ?

feeling yous shudn bee itting yous compooter. If iz not wurkin den my daddy sayz youz av to give it der boot up. Den it mite wurk betr.?

I fink bootin yore poorer cud do maw damij than hytin it

Please Miss,
You mean we just have to guess how many teddy bears are total squares and how many are cool dudes?
(goes back to quietly graffiti-ing the desk)

Dey iz awl total squares feeling coz nun of dem is waring shades and lever jakits ?