Monday: Miss MaryDoll’s Marvellous Maths Mayhem.

Did I get it wrong Miss?

I aznt got a golen aple yet so d onwy fing I polish in mynes bedwm is d nobs. I like dem to be shinee. I don wan myne to be paynted lellow lik we did for Miss dough.

Ooh I doo lik a shynee nob Doods. An I fink ifn I payntid de nobs in mine bedrum Ide yoos a sawt ov pink culla, not lellow. I lub pink shynee nobs!

No *Doodle a napkin is wot yoo put on a babee at th bottum endo, silly. But I don fink yoo can feed skonns to babees??

Puzzler ow did yoo get de furss too wurds in yore poast to go bowled lik dat, wen yoo oney yoosd wun assticks in de midduw ov dem? Das vewwee stwainj!

Surch me, i dunno ? it jus ‘append.

Oh dear girls, we have sooo much work to do.
A napkin is something that you wipe your dainty little fingers on if you get a blob of cream on them, or the corners of your mouth if you get some jam there. And of course you need forks! You are all so funny! If you don’t use forks you get your fingers or white lacy gloves mucky.
However, they must not be used to stab your neighbour with, no matter how rumbunctious they get.
Scones should be jam first, or cream first depending on if you are from Cornwall, or Devon. I doubt it will matter for a picnic, they will disappear quickly either way.
I’ll meet you later, are we bringing cushions, blankets and parasols?

Doodle, ?

Dragonfly, I don't have a message from you.☹️

But oops if eye Getz cweam or jam roun mynes mouff I jus liks it orf lik wot eye duz wiv myne fingerrs. If I ewesd a napkin eyes wood waist it awl ?
Woz a parasol? Iz it wun of doze men wot jumz owt airoplans?

But Doodle if you want to be a Lady when you grow up you shouldn’t lick your fingers especially at the moment at they might be covered in Covids waiting to bite you.
I don’t think my parasol is used for jumping out of planes as it’s a bit lacy.
What time is the picnic? because I’m here with the cakes, swatting the flies off with my fly swop, and I’ve eaten 2 already.........cakes not flies.

I have sent it again

We neva ad rumbuncshun neybrs at owr Haffernoon Tees beefour, Oopsadaisy coz they skoff evrifing!

Doodle, we lernd bout parasols in Maffs - Issa 5 syded shayp lyke a rekturm an a parraleegal an a tingell innit?

Dragonfly ?

Yoo shore Pants? I fort parasols wur thowz fings wit liv in yore insyds an eet awl yore fud so yoo get nuffink an then yoos get pawlee. Dey luk lik long wigglee wurms.

I ope Oops izzen brortin sum of dem to de piknik kos dayl eet awl owr fud!!!

Sorry Puzzler, I was confused! I spend most of my life confused!

? No wurries

I fort parasowls went into fannci dwinks. Thay caem in lots ov pwetty collors an’ was made ov, lik match stiks. Dose dwinks dat maek yoo feel orl funnee in yer tummee an’ hav naems lik Sex on d Beech.
(Ohhhh rud.) ?

I fort it woz an Enid Blyton storeebwk Six on the Beach Puzzler ? an they ad tmarto sangwychis an lemndayd ?

Yoo is probublee rite Pants, I get muddulled sumtyms.
Cud yoor fren Enid Blyton cum to klass an’ reed Six on th Beach to us Pants? That wud be nise.

No puzzler iz shu does fings in dwinks is kalled humberewellas. Don tel oopsbut er humberwella won bee ene gud in der wain coz it fule of oles.

Wila ?

bath I don won anee of doz wigwy wurms in myne tumee nor cumin out my endo ?

Hello agin 'n appy Mundy evwyone! I herd dere wuz anudder picknit 'n so aye brut chikin salid sendwichiz.....dey vewy gud cuz day maid wid seleri, wolnits 'n appos.

Fwank yoo fer my appo Miss! Kin aye sayv et fer de picknit?