Thursday: Miss Doll’s Thought-provoking, Thorny and Therapeutic Maths Problems.

Wot freshmen ewe wan Bathsheba- we gettin furst pic....so I’ll av that big won at the bacc, he it lwks lishus?

Allo Pants, gud eyedeer plaein icepie, but we wiw av to wate til the uvvas ar ear, kos iz not reelee mutj fun jus too ov us plaein.

Wes kan jus wate in the kantean for dem - leev a noat ear soas thae no ware wee ar.

Mornin ‘ Perfect Pants. I av a letter from mi mum, I won bee in klass todae as I hav an appwoinmen.
Hav fun an’ bee bak tomowow fer mor Fun wiv yoo orl.

Oakae Miss I’ll bea Klass Perfect an keap ordur til ewe get bach.......we’ll plae Aye Spi an go to kantean fore sum freshmens.....?. Urree up gurls ifn ewe wanna freshmen....?