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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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MissTree Wed 29-Jul-20 22:21:16

I went for a walk by the lake
Hoping to ease my heartache
I met a brown bear
coming out of his lair

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Annum Wed 29-Jul-20 22:31:45

I went for a walk by the lake
Hoping to ease my heartache
I met a brown bear
coming out of his lair
And stopped to say hi - big mistake!

I’m now in a hospital bed

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Squiffy Wed 29-Jul-20 22:55:10

I’m now in a hospital bed
Bandaged from my toes to my head

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Juliet27 Thu 30-Jul-20 06:12:57

I’m now in a hospital bed
Bandaged from my toes to my head
But the heartache has eased!!

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Jangran99 Thu 30-Jul-20 08:07:47

I’m now in a hospital bed
Bandaged from my toes to my head
But the heartache has eased!!
Although when I sneezed

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Annum Thu 30-Jul-20 08:23:17

I’m now in a hospital bed
Bandaged from my toes to my head
But the heartache has eased!!
Although when I sneezed
I cried out for my mummy instead.

It won’t take me long to recover

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 30-Jul-20 09:24:38

It won't take me long to recover
As the nurses over me, they do hover

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henetha Thu 30-Jul-20 10:36:07

It won't take me long to recover
As the nurses over me, they do hover,
The doctor's divine

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Juliet27 Thu 30-Jul-20 12:04:52

It won't take me long to recover
As the nurses over me, they do hover,
The doctor's divine
I wish he was mine

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MissTree Thu 30-Jul-20 12:59:26

It won't take me long to recover
As the nurses over me, they do hover,
The doctor's divine
I wish he was mine
Maybe he’ll take a lover

I dreamed that he knocked on my door

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Squiffy Thu 30-Jul-20 13:30:51

I dreamed that he knocked on my door
Then I swooned and fell on the floor

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Annum Thu 30-Jul-20 16:06:22

I dreamed that he knocked on my door
Then I swooned and fell on the floor
I came round all alone

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Juliet27 Thu 30-Jul-20 16:13:46

I dreamed that he knocked on my door
Then I swooned and fell on the floor
I came round all alone
Lying there prone

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Squiffy Thu 30-Jul-20 19:27:04

I dreamed that he knocked on my door
Then I swooned and fell on the floor
I came round all alone
Lying there prone
And that was the end of l’amour!

I decided to sign up online

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MissTree Thu 30-Jul-20 23:02:14

I decided to sign up online
Using a photo that was not mine ?

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Squiffy Thu 30-Jul-20 23:05:07

I decided to sign up online
Using a photo that was not mine ?
I hope I’m not rumbled

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Annum Thu 30-Jul-20 23:22:01

I decided to sign up online
Using a photo that was not mine ?
I hope I’m not rumbled
My feelings are jumbled

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Jangran99 Thu 30-Jul-20 23:37:28

I decided to sign up online
Using a photo that was not mine ?
I hope I’m not rumbled
My feelings are jumbled
I've probably had too much winewineI

D'you think I should keep up the pretence

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Juliet27 Fri 31-Jul-20 07:33:46

D'you think I should keep up the pretence
I’m not really sure...I’m on the fence

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 31-Jul-20 07:47:35

D'you think I should keep up the pretence?
I'm not really sure ... I'm on the fence
If I get found out

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Annum Fri 31-Jul-20 08:28:01

D'you think I should keep up the pretence?
I'm not really sure ... I'm on the fence
If I get found out
I’ll be full of self doubt

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henetha Fri 31-Jul-20 10:47:43

D'you think I should keep up the pretence?
I'm not really sure ... I'm on the fence
If I get found out
I’ll be full of self doubt
So I'll toss a coin, here's fifty pence.

Heads I still gamble, tails I come clean

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MissTree Fri 31-Jul-20 10:56:47

Heads I still gamble, tails I come clean
I think it’s tails, I feel quite mean

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Squiffy Fri 31-Jul-20 11:27:20

Heads I still gamble, tails I come clean
I think it’s tails, I feel quite mean
Oh, what shall I do?

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Juliet27 Fri 31-Jul-20 14:36:44

Heads I still gamble, tails I come clean
I think it’s tails, I feel quite mean
Oh, what shall I do?
'To thine own self be true'

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