Limericks 15

A carpenter from Tunbridge Wells
Thought he was good with the gals
A reputation he'd carved
He wasn't sex-starved
So he shared them around with his pals.

They all went to the pub for a beer

They all went to the pub for a beer
Which gave them the chance to leer

They all went to the pub for a beer
Which gave them the chance to leer
The gals were smarter

They all went to the pub for a beer
Which gave them the chance to leer
The gals were smarter
They decided to barter

They all went to the pub for a beer
Which gave them the chance to leer
The gals were smarter
They decided to barter
And the men left the pub in fear

I still have my very first teddy bear

I still have my first teddy bear
Still cuddly but so little hair

I still have my first teddy bear
Still cuddly but so little hair
And only one eye

I still have my first teddy bear
Still cuddly but so little hair
And only one eye
To look to the sky

I still have my first teddy bear
Still cuddly but so little hair
And only one eye
To look to the sky
I love him although he’s threadbare.

I’ve just rediscovered my Brownie badge!

I’ve just rediscovered my Brownie badge!I
Presented by Brown Owl,( we'd never say Madge)

I’ve just rediscovered my Brownie badge!I
Presented by Brown Owl,( we'd never say Madge)
Her sidekick was Tawny

I’ve just rediscovered my Brownie badge!I
Presented by Brown Owl,( we'd never say Madge)
Her sidekick was Tawny
She's ever so brawny

I’ve just rediscovered my Brownie badge!I
Presented by Brown Owl,( we'd never say Madge)
Her sidekick was Tawny
She's ever so brawny
And she's constantly on the cadge.

Brown Owl and Tawny went camping

Brown Owl and Tawny went camping
They were far too tough to need glamping

Brown Owl and Tawny went camping
They were far too tough to need glamping
They put up their tent

With kitchen flooded and partner gone
I'm feeling rather put-upon
I need a large gin
And then I'll phone Lynn

Spangler

With kitchen flooded and partner gone
I'm feeling rather put-upon
I need a large gin
And then I'll phone Lynn

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Brown Owl and Tawny went camping
They were far too tough to need glamping
They put up their tent
Resented the ground rent

Brown Owl and Tawny went camping
They were far too tough to need glamping
They put up their tent
Resented the ground rent
But the kids, at the bit, were champing.

Round the bonfire we sang every night

Round the bonfire we sang every night
With many a jolly tune at twilight

Round the bonfire we sang every night
With many a jolly tune at twilight
While sausages sizzled

Round the bonfire we sang every night
With many a jolly tune at twilight
While sausages sizzled
The fireworks fizzled

Round the bonfire we sang every night
With many a jolly tune at twilight
While sausages sizzled
The fireworks fizzled
And none of the grown ups in sight

I went for a walk by the lake

I went for a walk by the lake
Hoping to ease my heartache

I went for a walk by the lake
Hoping to ease my heartache
I met a brown bear