Limericks 15

She had financial problems, you see,
And from them she wanted to flee
She sold her ballgown
It’s such a comedown
Tho her home was high up in a tree

The treehouse was really quite cosy

The treehouse was really quite cosy
From up there she could be quite nosy

The treehouse was really quite cosy
From up there she could be quite nosy
With her beady eyes

The treehouse was really quite cosy
From up there she could be quite nosy
With her beady eyes
She saw some mice

The treehouse was really quite cosy
From up there she could be quite nosy
With her beady eyes
She saw some mice
Outdoor life is just not so rosy

A family holiday in Spain

A family holiday in Spain
Turned out to be such a pain

A family holiday in Spain
Turned out to be such a pain,
The paella was 'off'

A family holiday in Spain
Turned out to be such a pain,
The paella was 'off'
We all caught the cough

A family holiday in Spain
Turned out to be such a pain,
The paella was 'off'
We all caught the cough
But we had a good time, in the main

Staycations in UK are fab

Staycations in UK are fab
But not if the weather is drab

Staycations in UK are fab
But not if the weather is drab
The sun’s out full blast

Staycations in UK are fab
But not if the weather is drab
The sun’s out full blast
I'm burning up fast

Staycations in UK are fab
But not if the weather is drab
The sun’s out full blast
I'm burning up fast
It’s hotter than in the Punjab

The children should be back in school

The children should be back in school
And to attend will be the rule

The children should be back in school
And to attend will be the rule
With pencils and books

The children should be back in school
And to attend will be the rule
With pencils and books
Coats neatly on hooks

The children should be back in school
And to attend will be the rule
With pencils and books
Coats neatly on hooks
And school dinners again for fuel

In the south it’s been far too hot

In the south it’s been far too hot
I cower in one shady spot

In the south it’s been far too hot
I cower in one shady spot
Oh for some rain

In the south it’s been far too hot
I cower in one shady spot
Oh for some rain
This heat hurts my brain

In the south it’s been far too hot
I cower in one shady spot
Oh for some rain
This heat hurts my brain
I'll go north where hot it is not

To Scotland I'll travel today

To Scotland I'll travel today
It’s cooler up there they say

To Scotland I'll travel today
It’s cooler up there they say
I'll walk in the heather

To Scotland I'll travel today
It’s cooler up there they say
I'll walk in the heather
In comfy weather