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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

FarNorth Sat 08-Aug-20 14:28:15

She had financial problems, you see,
And from them she wanted to flee
She sold her ballgown
It’s such a comedown
Tho her home was high up in a tree

The treehouse was really quite cosy

May7 Sat 08-Aug-20 14:42:13

The treehouse was really quite cosy
From up there she could be quite nosy

Squiffy Sat 08-Aug-20 15:40:01

The treehouse was really quite cosy
From up there she could be quite nosy
With her beady eyes

crazyH Sat 08-Aug-20 16:33:52

The treehouse was really quite cosy
From up there she could be quite nosy
With her beady eyes
She saw some mice

Juliet27 Sun 09-Aug-20 08:15:50

The treehouse was really quite cosy
From up there she could be quite nosy
With her beady eyes
She saw some mice
Outdoor life is just not so rosy

A family holiday in Spain

crazyH Sun 09-Aug-20 10:00:44

A family holiday in Spain
Turned out to be such a pain

henetha Sun 09-Aug-20 12:11:32

A family holiday in Spain
Turned out to be such a pain,
The paella was 'off'

May7 Sun 09-Aug-20 12:43:12

A family holiday in Spain
Turned out to be such a pain,
The paella was 'off'
We all caught the cough

FarNorth Sun 09-Aug-20 13:08:38

A family holiday in Spain
Turned out to be such a pain,
The paella was 'off'
We all caught the cough
But we had a good time, in the main

Staycations in UK are fab

May7 Sun 09-Aug-20 13:30:18

Staycations in UK are fab
But not if the weather is drab

Squiffy Sun 09-Aug-20 15:49:59

Staycations in UK are fab
But not if the weather is drab
The sun’s out full blast

Juliet27 Sun 09-Aug-20 16:38:59

Staycations in UK are fab
But not if the weather is drab
The sun’s out full blast
I'm burning up fast

Jangran99 Sun 09-Aug-20 22:33:12

Staycations in UK are fab
But not if the weather is drab
The sun’s out full blast
I'm burning up fast
It’s hotter than in the Punjab

The children should be back in school

Juliet27 Sun 09-Aug-20 23:04:43

The children should be back in school
And to attend will be the rule

FarNorth Sun 09-Aug-20 23:06:08

The children should be back in school
And to attend will be the rule
With pencils and books

Jangran99 Sun 09-Aug-20 23:09:10

The children should be back in school
And to attend will be the rule
With pencils and books
Coats neatly on hooks

Juliet27 Mon 10-Aug-20 06:54:03

The children should be back in school
And to attend will be the rule
With pencils and books
Coats neatly on hooks
And school dinners again for fuel

In the south it’s been far too hot

Annum Mon 10-Aug-20 07:40:21

In the south it’s been far too hot
I cower in one shady spot

henetha Mon 10-Aug-20 11:04:02

In the south it’s been far too hot
I cower in one shady spot
Oh for some rain

Squiffy Mon 10-Aug-20 11:19:04

In the south it’s been far too hot
I cower in one shady spot
Oh for some rain
This heat hurts my brain

May7 Mon 10-Aug-20 13:34:59

In the south it’s been far too hot
I cower in one shady spot
Oh for some rain
This heat hurts my brain
I'll go north where hot it is not

May7 Mon 10-Aug-20 13:38:31

To Scotland I'll travel today

crazyH Mon 10-Aug-20 14:22:44

To Scotland I'll travel today
It’s cooler up there they say

May7 Mon 10-Aug-20 17:18:07

To Scotland I'll travel today
It’s cooler up there they say
I'll walk in the heather

Juliet27 Mon 10-Aug-20 20:01:43

To Scotland I'll travel today
It’s cooler up there they say
I'll walk in the heather
In comfy weather

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