Limericks 15

To Scotland I'll travel today
It’s cooler up there they say
I'll walk in the heather
In comfy weather
And I’ll have a roll in the hay ?

You’re never too old to have dreams

You’re never too old to have dreams
And come up with wild, crazy schemes

You’re never too old to have dreams
And come up with wild, crazy schemes
Jump from a plane

You’re never too old to have dreams
And come up with wild, crazy schemes
Jump from a plane
That’s just insane

You’re never too old to have dreams
And come up with wild, crazy schemes
Jump from a plane
That’s just insane
I’d prefer to wild swim in streams

To clear this heat we need a storm

To clear this heat we need a storm
In the next few days that will be the norm

To clear this heat we need a storm
In the next few days that will be the norm
Rain by the bucket,

To clear this heat we need a storm
In the next few days that will be the norm
Rain by the bucket,
But I'm such a muppet

To clear this heat we need a storm
In the next few days that will be the norm
Rain by the bucket,
But I'm such a muppet
I’ll hide under the bed in my dorm

My garden will welcome the rain

My garden will welcome the rain
As I look to the skies in vain

My garden will welcome the rain
As I look to the skies in vain
Although it’s rained here

My garden will welcome the rain
As I look to the skies in vain
Although it’s rained here
Today the sky's clear

My garden will welcome the rain
As I look to the skies in vain
Although it’s rained here
Today the sky's clear
Of my life the weather's the bane.

It's too hot to venture outdoors

It's too hot to venture outdoors
Either scorching sun or downpours

It's too hot to venture outdoors
Either scorching sun or downpours
Let's go back to cool

It's too hot to venture outdoors
Either scorching sun or downpours
Let's go back to cool
Cos we don't have a pool

It's too hot to venture outdoors
Either scorching sun or downpours
Let's go back to cool
Cos we don't have a pool
And I’m too tired to start my chores.

The craziest thing that I’ve done

The craziest thing that I’ve done
Is join Le Crazy Horse Saloon for fun

The craziest thing that I've done
Is join Le Crazy Horse Saloon for fun
We enjoyed such wild times

The craziest thing that I've done
Is join Le Crazy Horse Saloon for fun
We enjoyed such wild times
And some daring mountain climbs

The craziest thing that I've done
Is join Le Crazy Horse Saloon for fun
We enjoyed such wild times
And some daring mountain climbs
With no worries re damaging sun

We’ll have increased our vitamin D

We’ll have increased our vitamin D
But what about Vitamin C?

We’ll have increased our vitamin D
But what about Vitamin C?
One tablet a day

We’ll have increased our vitamin D
But what about Vitamin C?
One tablet a day
Is fine by the way

We’ll have increased our vitamin D
But what about Vitamin C?
One tablet a day
Is fine by the way
Followed by a nice cup of tea.

I’d love a nice big currant bun