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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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FarNorth Mon 17-Aug-20 00:31:30

There once was a Tory named Gavin
A wonderful time he was havin'
With champagne at lunch

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Aug-20 06:34:54

There once was a Tory named Gavin
A wonderful time he was havin'
With champagne at lunch
But I have a hunch

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Aug-20 08:36:30

There once was a Tory named Gavin
A wonderful time he was havin'
With champagne at lunch
But I have a hunch
His income might soon be halving'

Our young folks have had a rough time

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 17-Aug-20 10:02:43

Our young folks have had a rough time
Exam results aren't worth a dime

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May7 Mon 17-Aug-20 12:50:30

Our young folks have had a rough time
Exam results aren't worth a dime
Headteachers are cross

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Aug-20 13:49:30

Our young folks have had a rough time
Exam results aren't worth a dime
Headteachers are cross
Students at a loss

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May7 Mon 17-Aug-20 13:57:47

Our young folks have had a rough time
Exam results aren't worth a dime
Headteachers are cross
Students at a loss
And Williamson's threatening to FINE

I'm taking the dog for a walk

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Aug-20 17:15:38

I'm taking the dog for a walk
I'll meet other walkers and talk

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crazyH Mon 17-Aug-20 17:19:59

I'm taking the dog for a walk
I'll meet other walkers and talk
The dogs will winch

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crazyH Mon 17-Aug-20 17:20:31

I'm taking the dog for a walk
I'll meet other walkers and talk
The dogs will whinge

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Aug-20 17:52:30

I'm taking the dog for a walk
I'll meet other walkers and talk
The dogs will whinge
On gossip we'll binge

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 17-Aug-20 20:34:17

I'm taking the dog for a walk
I'll meet other walkers and talk
The dogs will whinge
On gossip we'll binge
Just one more turn around the block

Greenhouse is full of tomatoes

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FarNorth Mon 17-Aug-20 21:01:12

Greenhouse is full of tomatoes
Some excellent plants that my mate chose

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crazyH Mon 17-Aug-20 21:17:32

Greenhouse is full of tomatoes
Some excellent plants that my mate chose
All red and juicy

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Gill66 Mon 17-Aug-20 21:41:29

I’ll give some to Lucy

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Gill66 Mon 17-Aug-20 21:42:49

Sorry, first time, I forgot to copy the other lines first !

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Annum Mon 17-Aug-20 21:50:40

Greenhouse is full of tomatoes
Some excellent plants that my mate chose
All red and juicy
I’ll give some to Lucy
And hope that her love for me grows

Tomatoes may not do the trick

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Aug-20 23:39:41

Tomatoes may not do the trick
She’s a popular lass, must be quick

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Elrel Mon 17-Aug-20 23:45:10

Tomatoes may not do the trick
She’s a popular lass, must be quick
I’ll try her with kale

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 18-Aug-20 00:21:25

Tomatoes may not do the trick
She’s a popular lass, must be quick
I’ll try her with kale
And a pint of ale

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-Aug-20 09:58:28

Tomatoes may not do the trick
She's a popular lass, must be quick
I'll try her with kale
And a pint of ale
Of her suitors she'll have her pick.

We'll take a trip to Kircudbright

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Jangran99 Tue 18-Aug-20 15:57:16

We'll take a trip to Kircudbright
On the banks o’ the bonnie Dee

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crazyH Tue 18-Aug-20 17:14:10

We'll take a trip to Kircudbright
On the banks o’ the bonnie Dee
I'll sneak a peck in

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Annum Tue 18-Aug-20 18:23:52

We'll take a trip to Kircudbright
On the banks o’ the bonnie Dee
I'll sneak a peck in
Just under her chin

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May7 Tue 18-Aug-20 20:17:44

We'll take a trip to Kircudbright
On the banks o’ the bonnie Dee
I'll sneak a peck in
Just under her chin
I may even go down on one knee

The boy sat fishing by the lake

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