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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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henetha Thu 13-Aug-20 11:15:59

I’d love a nice big currant bun
Spread with real butter, what fun

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May7 Thu 13-Aug-20 12:16:33

I’d love a nice big currant bun
Spread with real butter, what fun
With jam on the side

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FarNorth Thu 13-Aug-20 13:22:05

I’d love a nice big currant bun
Spread with real butter, what fun
With jam on the side
I'd be satisfied

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Jangran99 Thu 13-Aug-20 15:28:33

I’d love a nice big currant bun
Spread with real butter, what fun
With jam on the side
I'd be satisfied
‘Til I fancied another one

They say the way to a man’s heart

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Squiffy Thu 13-Aug-20 18:10:35

They say the way to a man’s heart
Is to fill him up with jam tart

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May7 Thu 13-Aug-20 18:13:47

They say the way to a man’s heart
Is to fill him up with jam tart
But I disagree
Just sit on his knee

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Annum Thu 13-Aug-20 18:49:56

They say the way to a man’s heart
Is to fill him up with jam tart
But I disagree
Just sit on his knee
And practice your ear nibbling art

If you really want to feel good

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 13-Aug-20 19:30:45

If you really want to feel good
Just dream of your favourite pud

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 14-Aug-20 00:53:15

If you really want to feel good
Just dream of your favourite pud
Sticky toffee yum

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Squiffy Fri 14-Aug-20 11:19:48

If you really want to feel good
Just dream of your favourite pud
Sticky toffee yum
I can’t wait for some

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May7 Fri 14-Aug-20 12:47:25

If you really want to feel good
Just dream of your favourite pud
Sticky toffee yum
I can’t wait for some
But I really dont know if I should

I often stay up all night gaming

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 15-Aug-20 08:10:49

I often stay up all night gaming
But due to my losses it's shaming

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Annum Sat 15-Aug-20 10:51:59

I often stay up all night gaming
But due to my losses it's shaming
I ought to desist

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Aug-20 13:26:28

I often stay up all night gaming
But due to my losses it's shaming
I ought to desist
But I can't resist

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May7 Sat 15-Aug-20 14:57:25

I often stay up all night gaming
But due to my losses it's shaming
I ought to desist
But I can't resist
My gambling I ought to be taming

I sat in the garden and read

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Squiffy Sat 15-Aug-20 15:10:29

I sat in the garden and read
I’d rather have gambled instead

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Aug-20 07:14:49

I sat in the garden and read
I’d rather have gambled instead
I’d fallen asleep

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 16-Aug-20 09:54:56

I sat in the garden and read
I'd rather have gambled instead
I'd fallen asleep
My book's in a heap

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henetha Sun 16-Aug-20 10:49:37

I sat in the garden and read
I'd rather have gambled instead
I'd fallen asleep
My book's in a heap
I'll take myself off to my bed.

I forgot to email Auntie Maud

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May7 Sun 16-Aug-20 11:36:15

I forgot to email Auntie Maud
To inform her of the Internet fraud

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Aug-20 11:53:41

I forgot to email Auntie Maud
To inform her of the Internet fraud
She’s sadly naive

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Grany Sun 16-Aug-20 12:04:37

I forgot to email Auntie Maud
To inform her of the Internet fraud
She’s sadlY naive
And will not believe

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Elrel Mon 17-Aug-20 00:09:25

I forgot to email Auntie Maud
To inform her of the Internet fraud
She’s sadlY naive
And will not believe
That they’re after her money, Oh Gawd!

There once was a Tory named Gavin

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Aug-20 00:29:18

There once was a Tory named Gavin
A wonderful time he was havin'

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FarNorth Mon 17-Aug-20 00:30:29

There once was a Tory named Gavin
Who terrible problems was havin'

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