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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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May7 Sat 22-Aug-20 10:39:58

Even the rain can be good,
Equipped with a mac and a hood
In puddles I'll splash

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Juliet27 Sat 22-Aug-20 11:12:32

Even the rain can be good,
Equipped with a mac and a hood
In puddles I'll splash
But if there's a flash

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henetha Sat 22-Aug-20 12:26:36

Even the rain can be good,
Equipped with a mac and a hood
In puddles I'll splash
But if there's a flash
I'd run home just as fast as I could.

So fast I'd break the four minute mile

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 22-Aug-20 15:00:58

So fast I'd break the four minute mile
And with glee leap over a stile

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Elrel Sat 22-Aug-20 20:51:46

So fast I'd break the four minute mile
And with glee leap over a stile
But oh, no, I land

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henetha Sun 23-Aug-20 11:28:26

So fast I'd break the four minute mile
And with glee leap over a stile
But oh, no, I land
And break my left hand

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Juliet27 Sun 23-Aug-20 12:03:57

So fast I'd break the four minute mile
And with glee leap over a stile
But oh, no, I land
And break my left hand
As I’m left handed it’s a trial

Catty Clara from Clitheroe

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 23-Aug-20 12:06:03

So fast I'd break the four minute mile
And with glee leap over a stile
But oh, no, I land
And break my left hand
Now in plaster for quite a while

My glee's turned to melancholy

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May7 Sun 23-Aug-20 12:07:54

Catty Clara from Clitheroe
Spread rumours and gossiped you know

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 23-Aug-20 12:08:06

Back to yours Juliet

Catty Clara from Clitheroe
Went in search of a handsome beau

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 23-Aug-20 12:15:11

Missed out again angry

Catty Clara from Clitheroe
Spread rumours and gossiped you know
Some gossip was cruel

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Annum Sun 23-Aug-20 12:37:27

Catty Clara from Clitheroe
Spread rumours and gossiped you know
Some gossip was cruel
She used it as fuel

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May7 Sun 23-Aug-20 22:22:09

Catty Clara from Clitheroe
Spread rumours and gossiped you know
Some gossip was cruel
She used it as fuel
And caused such a great deal of woe

One day I was shopping in Bath

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Jangran99 Sun 23-Aug-20 22:50:46

One day I was shopping in Bath
And I couldn't contain my wrath

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Grany Sun 23-Aug-20 23:20:51

One day I was shopping in Bath
And I couldn't contain my wrath
I lost my trolley

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 23-Aug-20 23:53:47

One day I was shopping in Bath
And I couldn't contain my wrath
I lost my trolley
I know that's a folly

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Jangran99 Mon 24-Aug-20 00:17:34

One day I was shopping in Bath
And I couldn't contain my wrath
I lost my trolley
I know that's folly
And now I am on the warpath

My pound coin was still in the slot

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 24-Aug-20 00:38:13

My pound coin was still in the slot
Struggling to get it made me hot

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 24-Aug-20 10:14:12

My pound coin was still in the slot
Struggling to get it made me hot
Oh hell, damn and blast

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FarNorth Mon 24-Aug-20 10:21:36

My pound coin was still in the slot
Struggling to get it made me hot
Oh hell, damn and blast
I cleared right out - fast

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 24-Aug-20 10:40:55

My pound coin was still in the slot
Struggling to get it made me hot
Oh hell, damn and blast
I cleared right out - fast
Needed some sliced bread I'd forgot

I decided to make some bread

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FarNorth Mon 24-Aug-20 11:01:46

I decided to make some bread
The recipe's here in my head

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 24-Aug-20 12:50:30

I decided to make some bread
The recipe's here in my head
Thumbs ache with kneading

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Jangran99 Mon 24-Aug-20 15:48:57

I decided to make some bread
The recipe's here in my head
Thumbs ache with kneading
Soon I’ll be feeding

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May7 Mon 24-Aug-20 19:41:30

I decided to make some bread
The recipe's here in my head
Thumbs ache with kneading
Soon I’ll be feeding
The 5000 with this lot she said

The damsons are ripening on my tree

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