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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 29-Aug-20 12:25:56

A deep sea diver from Bridport
Found some old china marked 'Coalport'
So very antique

crazyH Sat 29-Aug-20 12:38:30

A deep sea diver from Bridport
Found some old china marked 'Coalport'
So very antique
He said 'take your pick'

Juliet27 Sat 29-Aug-20 19:43:13

A deep sea diver from Bridport
Found some old china marked 'Coalport'
So very antique
Really quite unique

FarNorth Sat 29-Aug-20 19:47:11

A deep sea diver from Bridport
Found some old china marked 'Coalport'
So very antique
Really quite unique
Or is it a Hong Kong import?

Staycations are now all the rage

May7 Sat 29-Aug-20 19:50:01

Staycations are now all the rage
So say the advisors in SAGE

Juliet27 Sat 29-Aug-20 21:00:40

Staycations are now all the rage
So say the advisors in SAGE
A case of needs must

May7 Sat 29-Aug-20 21:25:23

Staycations are now all the rage
So say the advisors in SAGE
A case of needs must
Argate?? I'm not fussed

Hellogirl1 Sat 29-Aug-20 21:47:01

Staycations are now all the rage
So say the advisors in SAGE
A case of needs must
Margate?? I`m not fussed
As long as I`m not in a cage.

We`re all going round now in masks

crazyH Sat 29-Aug-20 22:54:14

We`re all going round now in masks
Even while doing chores and tasks

Jangran99 Sat 29-Aug-20 22:57:22

We're all going round now in masks
Even while doing chores and tasks
Glasses are foggy

May7 Sat 29-Aug-20 23:13:10

We're all going round now in masks
Even while doing chores and tasks
Glasses are foggy
My mask has gone soggy

Jangran99 Sat 29-Aug-20 23:30:12

We're all going round now in masks
Even while doing chores and tasks
Glasses are foggy
My mask has gone soggy
And hand sanitiser in casks!

Jangran99 Sat 29-Aug-20 23:32:24

Sorry, new start!

If ever you visit Culzean (teaser alert wink)

FarNorth Sat 29-Aug-20 23:46:41

If ever you visit Culzean
Be sure not to slip down the drain

Juliet27 Sun 30-Aug-20 07:47:19

If ever you visit Culzean
Be sure not to slip down the drain
The place has its ghosts

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 30-Aug-20 08:48:51

If you ever visit Culzean
Be sure not to slip down the drain
The place has its ghosts
And many strange boasts

henetha Sun 30-Aug-20 10:59:09

If you ever visit Culzean
Be sure not to slip down the drain
The place has its ghosts
And many strange boasts
It's obviously weird, that's plain.

Auntie Maud has got a new toy boy

May7 Sun 30-Aug-20 11:20:10

Auntie Maud has got a new toy boy
About him she is very coy

FarNorth Sun 30-Aug-20 11:24:14

Auntie Maud has got a new toy boy
About him she is very coy
She blushes bright pink

crazyH Sun 30-Aug-20 14:09:18

Auntie Maud has got a new toy boy
About him she is very coy
She blushes bright pink
Wears 'spenders, wink-wink

Jangran99 Sun 30-Aug-20 20:39:38

Auntie Maud has got a new toy boy
About him she is very coy
She blushes bright pink
Wears 'spenders, wink-wink
Their union has brought her great joy

There was a young lady of taste

Juliet27 Sun 30-Aug-20 22:19:07

There was a young lady of taste
So determined to remain chaste

Jangran99 Sun 30-Aug-20 22:52:41

There was a young lady of taste
So determined to remain chaste
A padlock she bought

FarNorth Sun 30-Aug-20 23:13:50

There was a young lady of taste
So determined to remain chaste
A padlock she bought
And after some thought

crazyH Sun 30-Aug-20 23:19:25

There was a young lady of taste
So determined to remain chaste
A padlock she bought
Her virginity locked

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