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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

Squiffy Tue 08-Sept-20 14:05:35

A very old lady in Hull
Decided she needed some wool
She found some sheep
And sheared off a heap
But it was so incredibly dull.

She thought that she’d brighten it up

crazyH Tue 08-Sept-20 14:39:41

She thought that she’d brighten it up
With fuchsia pink dye in a tub

Grany Tue 08-Sept-20 17:59:13

She thought that she’d brighten it up
With fuchsia pink dye in a tub
This is now a hub

Jangran99 Tue 08-Sept-20 19:15:19

She thought that she’d brighten it up
With fuchsia pink dye in a tub
This is now a hue
That she thinks will do

May7 Tue 08-Sept-20 19:23:28

She thought that she’d brighten it up
With fuchsia pink dye in a tub
This is now a hue
That she thinks will do
For a jumper she'll wear down the pub

The playgrounds are empty today

crazyH Tue 08-Sept-20 20:50:02

The playgrounds are empty today
No hope at all of making hay

FarNorth Tue 08-Sept-20 21:22:04

The playgrounds are empty today
No hope at all of making hay
The rain's pouring down

Elrel Tue 08-Sept-20 22:53:01

The playgrounds are empty today
No hope at all of making hay
The rain's pouring down
Every face has a frown

Squiffy Tue 08-Sept-20 23:43:57

The playgrounds are empty today
No hope at all of making hay
The rain's pouring down
Every face has a frown
With skies interminably grey.

Tomorrow will be much better

WOODMOUSE49 Tue 08-Sept-20 23:49:04

Tomorrow will be much better
I'm expecting his love letter

crazyH Tue 08-Sept-20 23:49:25

Tomorrow will be much better
Wont need my coat and red sweater

Jangran99 Wed 09-Sept-20 01:43:32

Tomorrow will be much better
I'm expecting his love letter
My love's far away

Juliet27 Wed 09-Sept-20 06:32:31

Tomorrow will be much better
I'm expecting his love letter
My love's far away
I miss him each day

crazyH Wed 09-Sept-20 10:46:39

Tomorrow will be much better
I'm expecting his love letter
My love's far away
I miss him each day
So does my gorgeous red-setter

Looking across the field, I can see

Squiffy Wed 09-Sept-20 10:55:59

Looking across the field, I can see
The man of my dreams awaiting me

henetha Wed 09-Sept-20 11:04:33

Looking across the field, I can see
The man of my dreams awaiting me
Towards him I run

crazyH Wed 09-Sept-20 11:24:01

Looking across the field, I can see
The man of my dreams awaiting me
Towards him I run
He's carrying a gun !!!!

Elrel Wed 09-Sept-20 11:34:30

I’d better awaken and flee!

There was a sweet granny of Bath

Elrel Wed 09-Sept-20 11:36:13

Looking across the field, I can see
The man of my dreams awaiting me
Towards him I run
He's carrying a gun !!!!
I’d better awaken and flee!

There was a sweet granny of Bath

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 09-Sept-20 11:54:51

There was a sweet granny of Bath
Would always create such a faff

Squiffy Wed 09-Sept-20 12:54:05

There was a sweet granny of Bath
Would always create such a faff
She mithered and fussed

May7 Wed 09-Sept-20 15:47:15

There was a sweet granny of Bath
Would always create such a faff
She mithered and fussed
There was no one she'd trust

Jangran99 Wed 09-Sept-20 16:25:17

There was a sweet granny of Bath
Would always create such a faff
She mithered and fussed
There's no one she'd trust
She may be a sociopath.

When can we go back line dancin'?

Juliet27 Wed 09-Sept-20 19:32:36

When can we go back line dancin'?
We miss the chance for romancin’

FarNorth Wed 09-Sept-20 19:36:16

When can we go back line dancin'?
We miss the chance for romancin’
With stomp, turn and slide

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