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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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crazyH Wed 09-Sept-20 22:55:12

When can we go back line dancin'?
We miss the chance for romancin’
With stomp, turn and slide
Line by line, side by side

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Jangran99 Wed 09-Sept-20 23:40:13

When can we go back line dancin'?
We miss the chance for romancin’
With stomp, turn and slide
Line by line, side by side
It truly is life enhancin'.

A fabulous female from Freuchie.....(carefulsmile)

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Bellanonna Thu 10-Sept-20 00:17:59

A fabulous female from Freuchie
Decided to travel to Newquay

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Elrel Thu 10-Sept-20 02:10:00

A fabulous female from Freuchie
Decided to travel to Newquay
She went out in the surf

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henetha Thu 10-Sept-20 10:17:22

A fabulous female from Freuchie
Decided to travel to Newquay
She went out in the surf
Got as blue as a smurf

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 10-Sept-20 12:12:17

A fabulous female from Freuchie
Decided to travel to Newquay
She went out in the surf
Got blue as a smurf
Now she's seen as being kooky.

She met a young surfer called Tom

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Sept-20 15:09:03

She met a young surfer called Tom
Who she felt was quite a sex bomb

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FarNorth Thu 10-Sept-20 15:37:16

She met a young surfer called Tom
Who she felt was quite a sex bomb
He lit up her fire

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Jangran99 Thu 10-Sept-20 15:45:33

She met a young surfer called Tom
Who she felt was quite a sex bomb
He lit up her fire
Filled her with desire

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crazyH Thu 10-Sept-20 18:03:31

She met a young surfer called Tom
Who she felt was quite a sex bomb
He lit up her fire
Filled her with desire
Then dumped her, the man has no gorm!!!

She cried for days, heartbroken lass

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Jangran99 Thu 10-Sept-20 22:58:39

She cried for days, heartbroken lass
But like most things, this too will pass

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crazyH Fri 11-Sept-20 00:33:50

She cried for days, heartbroken lass
But like most things, this too will pass
She'll find another

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FarNorth Fri 11-Sept-20 09:21:13

She cried for days, heartbroken lass
But like most things, this too will pass
She'll find another
Yes, with no bother

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Sept-20 12:10:42

She cried for days, heartbroken lass
But like most things, this too will pass
She'll find another
Yes, with no bother
With a new sweetheart she'll surpass.

Off to town with no backward glance

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Sept-20 12:24:53

Off to town with no backward glance
To lead a man a song and dance

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Jangran99 Fri 11-Sept-20 19:45:58

Off to town with no backward glance
To lead a man a song and dance
And with her new beau

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crazyH Fri 11-Sept-20 19:51:08

Off to town with no backward glance
To lead a man a song and dance
And with her new beau
As always, in tow

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Grany Fri 11-Sept-20 23:10:02

Off to town with no backward glance
To lead a man a song and dance
And with her new beau
As always, in tow
In his fancy pants

He always wore the latest styles

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Elrel Fri 11-Sept-20 23:19:28

He always wore the latest styles
And practised his flirtatious smiles

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henetha Sat 12-Sept-20 11:51:40

He always wore the latest styles
And practised his flirtatious smiles
Girls flocked round him

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Sept-20 12:29:57

He always wore the latest styles
And practised his flirtatious smiles
Girls flocked around him
Never shy or prim

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 12-Sept-20 12:51:14

He always wore the latest styles
And practised his flirtatious smiles
Girls flocked around him
Never shy or prim
Young fillies followed him from miles.

He got in the gossip columns

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Sept-20 18:16:41

He got in the gossip column
He then took a vow so solemn

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crazyH Sat 12-Sept-20 19:18:07

He got in the gossip column
He then took a vow so solemn
Never to err

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Hellogirl1 Sat 12-Sept-20 21:26:55

He got in the gossip column
He then took a vow so solemn
Never to err
Or be known as a cur

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