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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

Elrel Sun 13-Sept-20 01:06:12

He got in the gossip column
He then took a vow so solemn
Never to err
Or be known as a cur
And ostracised just like Gollum!

There once was a belted young Earl

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 13-Sept-20 09:53:43

There once was a belted young Earl
Who wore a skirt, said, "Call me Shirl"

crazyH Sun 13-Sept-20 09:57:30

There once was a belted young Earl
Who wore a skirt, said, "Call me Shirl"
He had knocked knees

henetha Sun 13-Sept-20 10:24:08

There once was a belted young Earl
Who wore a skirt, said, "Call me Shirl"
He had knocked knees
And smelled of old cheese

FarNorth Sun 13-Sept-20 10:29:58

There once was a belted young Earl
Who wore a skirt, said, "Call me Shirl"
He had knocked knees
And smelled of old cheese
And just loved to be called "old girl".

So Shirl dressed in frocks that were short

Nannan2 Sun 13-Sept-20 10:41:17

I would need gin too, but its a bit early!?bit too early for limericks as well??

crazyH Sun 13-Sept-20 13:06:06

So Shirl dressed in frocks that were short
Who chose it for him, I know not

Juliet27 Mon 14-Sept-20 07:17:17

So Shirl dressed in frocks that were short
It seems style he was never taught

FarNorth Mon 14-Sept-20 08:33:29

So Shirl dressed in frocks that were short
It seems style he was never taught
His knees were on show

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Sept-20 09:33:12

So Shirl dressed in frocks that were short
It seems style he was never taught
His knees were on show
So knobbly, you know

crazyH Mon 14-Sept-20 09:34:52

So Shirl dressed in frocks that were short
It seems style he was never taught
His knees were on show
They were bent in a bow

henetha Mon 14-Sept-20 10:28:27

So Shirl dressed in frocks that were short
It seems style he was never taught
His knees were on show
They were bent in a bow
And he was quite lousy at sport.

He lived on champagne and baguettes

FarNorth Mon 14-Sept-20 10:31:55

He lived on champagne and baguettes
And lobbed tennis balls over nets

Jangran99 Mon 14-Sept-20 18:00:56

He lived on champagne and baguettes
And lobbed tennis balls over nets
It wasn’t love all

Bellanonna Mon 14-Sept-20 18:30:41

He lived on champagne and baguettes
And lobbed tennis balls over nets
It wasn’t love all
He missed every ball

Jangran99 Mon 14-Sept-20 18:46:20

He lived on champagne and baguettes
And lobbed tennis balls over nets
It wasn’t love all
He missed every ball
Don’t think he will win many sets?

A couthy young lad from Coupar

crazyH Mon 14-Sept-20 21:37:02

A couthy young lad from Coupar
Thought he'd chance it with a cougar

Bellanonna Mon 14-Sept-20 22:54:17

A couthy young lad from Coupar
Thought he'd chance it with a cougar
Who was fifty years old

Jangran99 Mon 14-Sept-20 23:02:25

A couthy young lad from Coupar
Thought he'd chance it with a cougar
Who was fifty years old
Or so he was told

Elrel Mon 14-Sept-20 23:34:50

A couthy young lad from Coupar
Thought he'd chance it with a cougar
Who was fifty years old
Or so he was told,
But still kept herself up to par.

A singer named Robbie from Stoke

Jangran99 Mon 14-Sept-20 23:48:53

A singer named Robbie from Stoke
Joined 'Take That' in a masterstroke

Bellanonna Tue 15-Sept-20 09:48:08

A singer named Robbie from Stoke
Joined 'Take That' in a masterstroke
Before very long

henetha Tue 15-Sept-20 11:27:59

A singer named Robbie from Stoke
Joined 'Take That' in a masterstroke
Before very long
He lead every song

crazyH Tue 15-Sept-20 15:16:59

A singer named Robbie from Stoke
Joined 'Take That' in a masterstroke
Before very long
He lead every song
Poor Gary, he almost went 'broke'

His songwriting skills are one of the best

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 15-Sept-20 15:18:13

A singer named Robbie from Stoke
Joined 'Take That' in a masterstroke
Before very long
He lead every song
And it made poor old Gary choke.

Yet Gary wrote lots of good songs

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