Limericks 15

My Nana, she doesn't go far
But I take her out in my car
She waves like a queen
With a smile so serene
Whilst swigging some ale from a jar

She swears that is why she’s alive

She swears that is why she's alive
Guinness - and she's in overdrive

She swears that is why she's alive
Guinness - and she's in overdrive
Always so jolly

She swears that is why she's alive
Guinness - and she's in overdrive
Always so jolly
Not melancholy

She swears that is why she's alive
Guinness - and she's in overdrive
Always so jolly
Not melancholy
On gossip she really does thrive.

She sits by her window all day

She sits by her window all day
And sings when she sees children play

She sits by her window all day
And sings when she sees children play
She’s oh so content

She sits by her window all day
And sings when she sees children play
She’s oh so content
Soft spoken, well meant,

She sits by her window all day
And sings when she sees children play
She’s oh so content
Soft spoken, well meant,
She would never lead others astray

I met a young man in Peru

I met a young man in Peru
He took me to Machu Picchu

I met a young man in Peru
He took me to Machu Picchu
The climb was so steep

I met a young man in Peru
He took me to Machu Picchu
The ravines so deep

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I met a young man in Peru
He took me to Machu Picchu
The climb was so steep
The ravines, so deep

I met a young man in Peru
He took me to Machu Picchu
The climb was so steep
The ravines, so deep
But what an incredible view

We then took a trip to Chile

We then took a trip to Chile
And that was equally hilly

We then took a trip to Chile
And that was equally hilly
I took my ski poles

We then took a trip to Chile
And that was equally hilly
I took my ski poles
Some cheese and ham rolls

We then took a trip to Chile
And that was equally hilly
I took my ski poles
Some cheese and ham rolls
And soup as the nights are chilly

I’d love to sleep under the stars

I’d love to sleep under the stars
A campfire and strumming guitars

I’d love to sleep under the stars
A campfire and strumming guitars
I'd take my own bed

I’d love to sleep under the stars
A campfire and strumming guitars
I'd take my own bed
And a warm bedspread

I'd love to sleep under the stars
A campfire and strumming guitars
I'd take my own bed
And a warm bedspread
Away from all the noisy bars.

But damn midges love to bite me

But damn midges love to bite me
And my sleeping bag loves to fight me

But damn midges love to bite me
And my sleeping bag loves to fight me
So I'll stay inside

But damn midges love to bite me
And my sleeping bag loves to fight me
So I'll stay inside
and there I'll hide