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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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crazyH Tue 06-Oct-20 12:16:11

But damn midges love to bite me
And my sleeping bag loves to fight me
So I'll stay inside
and there I'll hide
Until the rising dawn saves me

There's no hope of seeing the Great Wall

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Juliet27 Tue 06-Oct-20 17:02:37

There's no hope of seeing the Great Wall
Or of Everest from Nepal

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 07-Oct-20 10:02:11

There's no hope of seeing the Great Wall
Or of Everest from Nepal
I need adventure

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henetha Wed 07-Oct-20 12:01:29

There's no hope of seeing the Great Wall
Or of Everest from Nepal
I need adventure
But first, mend my denture

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crazyH Wed 07-Oct-20 16:04:44

There's no hope of seeing the Great Wall
Or of Everest from Nepal
I need adventure
But first, mend my denture
It broke when I had that big fall

So did my other prosthetics

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Grany Wed 07-Oct-20 20:32:39

So did my other prosthetics
I'm feeling quite energetic

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Jangran99 Thu 08-Oct-20 00:52:14

So did my other prosthetics
I'm feeling quite energetic
But alas ,you see,

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Oct-20 09:35:33

So did my other prosthetics
I'm feeling quite energetic
But alas, you see,
I need a new knee

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 08-Oct-20 11:52:46

So did my other prosthetics
I'm feeling quite energetic
But alas, you see,
I need a new knee
My efforts may be pathetic.

I'll just take a stroll round the park

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crazyH Thu 08-Oct-20 12:02:21

I'll just take a stroll round the park
To find that sweet little lark

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Bellanonna Thu 08-Oct-20 13:47:49

I'll just take a stroll round the park
To find that sweet little lark
Above in the sky

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crazyH Thu 08-Oct-20 13:49:52

I'll just take a stroll round the park
To find that sweet little lark
Above in the sky
Flying very high

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Oct-20 20:20:23

I'll just take a stroll round the park
To find that sweet little lark
Above in the sky
Flying very high
He's good at hitting the mark

His aim's not so good today. Phew!

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crazyH Thu 08-Oct-20 20:24:48

His aim's not so good today. Phew!
He hit my neighbours cockapoo

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crazyH Thu 08-Oct-20 20:25:26

His aim's not so good today. Phew!
He hit my neighbour's cockapoo

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Oct-20 10:05:28

His aim's not so good today. Phew!
He hit my neighbour's cockapoo
They say it's good luck

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Oct-20 19:49:47

His aim's not so good today. Phew!
He hit my neighbour's cockapoo
They say it's good luck
The dog didn't duck

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crazyH Fri 09-Oct-20 20:04:34

His aim's not so good today. Phew!
He hit my neighbour's cockapoo
They say it's good luck
The dog didn't duck
His owner, she turned the air blue

A dull, long Winter it's going to be

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Bellanonna Fri 09-Oct-20 22:22:09

A dull, long Winter it's going to be
The virus adding to our misery

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crazyH Fri 09-Oct-20 22:27:11

A dull, long Winter it's going to be
The virus adding to our misery
Get your longjohns on

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Bellanonna Fri 09-Oct-20 22:34:40

dull, long Winter it's going to be
The virus adding to our misery
Get your longjohns on
Discard that thong

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henetha Sat 10-Oct-20 11:13:45

A dull, long Winter it's going to be
The virus adding to our misery
Get your longjohns on
Discard that thong
Start knitting a scarf, or three.

I've decided to knit a long vest

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crazyH Sat 10-Oct-20 11:51:23

I've decided to knit a long vest
It will cover not just my chest

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May7 Sat 10-Oct-20 12:09:15

I've decided to knit a long vest
It will cover not just my chest
But down to my knees

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 10-Oct-20 12:21:38

I've decided to knit a long vest
It will cover not just my chest
But down to my knees
Keeps away the breeze

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