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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

Jangran99 Sun 19-Jul-20 16:42:34

The car it was full of holes
It was the end of those poor souls

Juliet27 Sun 19-Jul-20 22:14:17

The car it was full of holes
It was the end of those poor souls
Their crimes didn’t pay

Jangran99 Sun 19-Jul-20 23:58:32

The car it was full of holes
It was the end of those poor souls
Their crimes didn’t pay
But together they lay

Annum Mon 20-Jul-20 10:11:23

The car it was full of holes
It was the end of those poor souls
Their crimes didn’t pay
But together they lay
And that had been one of their goals.

It’s best to abide by the law

Squiffy Mon 20-Jul-20 10:14:02

It’s best to abide by the law
And commit those misdeeds no more

henetha Mon 20-Jul-20 10:25:36

It’s best to abide by the law
And commit those misdeeds no more
But that ain't no fun

Squiffy Mon 20-Jul-20 11:02:00

It’s best to abide by the law
And commit those misdeeds no more
But that ain't no fun
Let's go on the run

Elderflower2 Mon 20-Jul-20 11:05:38

It’s best to abide by the law
And commit those misdeeds no more
But that ain't no fun
Let's go on the run
Sadly that'll make you poor

We all pay to cover the cost

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 20-Jul-20 16:57:23

We all pay to cover the cost
Without the police we'd be lost

crazyH Mon 20-Jul-20 17:17:07

We all pay to cover the cost
Without the police we'd be lost
Those boys in blue

MissTree Mon 20-Jul-20 23:38:29

We all pay to cover the cost
Without the police we'd be lost
Those boys in blue
Work hard for you

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 21-Jul-20 08:57:41

We all pay to cover the cost
Without the police we'd be lost
Those boys in blue
Work hard for you
So sad they're often crossed.

We hope to safely go on our way

Annum Tue 21-Jul-20 10:36:29

We hope to safely go on our way
Claim our right to be looked after day after day

henetha Tue 21-Jul-20 12:24:07

We hope to safely go on our way
Claim our right to be looked after day after day
But police numbers are low

Elderflower2 Tue 21-Jul-20 16:19:21

We hope to safely go on our way
Claim our right to be looked after day after day
But police numbers are low
Kept that way by those in the know

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 22-Jul-20 09:59:52

We hope to safely go on our way
Claim our right to be looked after day after day
But police numbers are low
Kept that way by those in the know
Those politicians cause disbelief and dismay.

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?

Squiffy Wed 22-Jul-20 10:34:10

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?
Than those who are dubbed a GransNetter

libra10 Wed 22-Jul-20 10:38:34

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?
Than those who are dubbed a GransNetter
We post on the threads

Juliet27 Wed 22-Jul-20 12:15:13

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?
Than those who are dubbed a GransNetter
We post on the threads
Re items we’ve read

Juliet27 Wed 22-Jul-20 12:16:51

Oops (no s)

Juliet27 Wed 22-Jul-20 12:18:42

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?
Than those who are dubbed a GransNetter
We post on the threads
Sometimes at loggerheads

Elderflower2 Wed 22-Jul-20 18:20:51

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?
Than those who are dubbed a GransNetter
We post on the threads
Sometimes at loggerheads
It beats the cost of a letter

There is a competitor

henetha Thu 23-Jul-20 10:31:02

There is a competitor
Whom I've encountered before

Elderflower2 Thu 23-Jul-20 11:07:32

There is a competitor
Whom I've encountered before
They would like to mimic our wisdom

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 23-Jul-20 11:28:29

There is a competitor
Whom I've encountered before
They'd like to mimic our wisdom
But we'll keep banging the drum

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