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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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Jangran99 Sun 19-Jul-20 16:42:34

The car it was full of holes
It was the end of those poor souls

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Juliet27 Sun 19-Jul-20 22:14:17

The car it was full of holes
It was the end of those poor souls
Their crimes didn’t pay

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Jangran99 Sun 19-Jul-20 23:58:32

The car it was full of holes
It was the end of those poor souls
Their crimes didn’t pay
But together they lay

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Annum Mon 20-Jul-20 10:11:23

The car it was full of holes
It was the end of those poor souls
Their crimes didn’t pay
But together they lay
And that had been one of their goals.

It’s best to abide by the law

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Squiffy Mon 20-Jul-20 10:14:02

It’s best to abide by the law
And commit those misdeeds no more

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henetha Mon 20-Jul-20 10:25:36

It’s best to abide by the law
And commit those misdeeds no more
But that ain't no fun

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Squiffy Mon 20-Jul-20 11:02:00

It’s best to abide by the law
And commit those misdeeds no more
But that ain't no fun
Let's go on the run

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Elderflower2 Mon 20-Jul-20 11:05:38

It’s best to abide by the law
And commit those misdeeds no more
But that ain't no fun
Let's go on the run
Sadly that'll make you poor

We all pay to cover the cost

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 20-Jul-20 16:57:23

We all pay to cover the cost
Without the police we'd be lost

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crazyH Mon 20-Jul-20 17:17:07

We all pay to cover the cost
Without the police we'd be lost
Those boys in blue

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MissTree Mon 20-Jul-20 23:38:29

We all pay to cover the cost
Without the police we'd be lost
Those boys in blue
Work hard for you

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 21-Jul-20 08:57:41

We all pay to cover the cost
Without the police we'd be lost
Those boys in blue
Work hard for you
So sad they're often crossed.

We hope to safely go on our way

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Annum Tue 21-Jul-20 10:36:29

We hope to safely go on our way
Claim our right to be looked after day after day

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henetha Tue 21-Jul-20 12:24:07

We hope to safely go on our way
Claim our right to be looked after day after day
But police numbers are low

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Elderflower2 Tue 21-Jul-20 16:19:21

We hope to safely go on our way
Claim our right to be looked after day after day
But police numbers are low
Kept that way by those in the know

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 22-Jul-20 09:59:52

We hope to safely go on our way
Claim our right to be looked after day after day
But police numbers are low
Kept that way by those in the know
Those politicians cause disbelief and dismay.

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?

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Squiffy Wed 22-Jul-20 10:34:10

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?
Than those who are dubbed a GransNetter

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libra10 Wed 22-Jul-20 10:38:34

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?
Than those who are dubbed a GransNetter
We post on the threads

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Jul-20 12:15:13

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?
Than those who are dubbed a GransNetter
We post on the threads
Re items we’ve read

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Jul-20 12:16:51

Oops (no s)

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Jul-20 12:18:42

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?
Than those who are dubbed a GransNetter
We post on the threads
Sometimes at loggerheads

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Elderflower2 Wed 22-Jul-20 18:20:51

Who in their right mind thinks they are better?
Than those who are dubbed a GransNetter
We post on the threads
Sometimes at loggerheads
It beats the cost of a letter

There is a competitor

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henetha Thu 23-Jul-20 10:31:02

There is a competitor
Whom I've encountered before

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Elderflower2 Thu 23-Jul-20 11:07:32

There is a competitor
Whom I've encountered before
They would like to mimic our wisdom

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 23-Jul-20 11:28:29

There is a competitor
Whom I've encountered before
They'd like to mimic our wisdom
But we'll keep banging the drum

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