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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

Squiffy Thu 23-Jul-20 12:51:37

There is a competitor
Whom I've encountered before
They'd like to mimic our wisdom
But we'll keep banging the drum
Too LOUDLY to ignore!

Oh no! Another fly's come in

crazyH Thu 23-Jul-20 12:55:46

Oh no! Another fly's come in
They're probably after the bin

Jangran99 Thu 23-Jul-20 23:48:50

Oh no! Another fly's come in
They're probably after the bin
I must get some spray

crazyH Thu 23-Jul-20 23:53:42

Oh no! Another fly's come in
They're probably after the bin
I must get some spray
To send them on their way

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 24-Jul-20 08:49:45

Oh no! Another fly's come in
They're probably after the bin
I must get some spray
To send them on their way
Then I must chuck their vile bodies in the bin.

Perhaps If I became a domestic goddess

crazyH Fri 24-Jul-20 10:13:16

Perhaps If I became a domestic goddess
I'll wear green Lycra and improve my prowess

Jangran99 Fri 24-Jul-20 18:20:01

Perhaps If I became a domestic goddess
I’d wear green Lycra and improve my prowess
I’d st-r-e-t-ch and bend

Bellanonna Fri 24-Jul-20 18:54:31

Perhaps If I became a domestic goddess
I’d wear green Lycra and improve my prowess
I’d st-r-e-t-ch and bend
My whole being extend

crazyH Fri 24-Jul-20 21:33:11

Perhaps If I became a domestic goddess
I’d wear green Lycra and improve my prowess
I’d st-r-e-t-ch and bend
My whole being extend
I won't fit into my little black dress.

There's a beautiful black horse going galloping by

Juliet27 Fri 24-Jul-20 22:26:03

There's a beautiful black horse galloping by
To a certain bank is he saying goodbye?

crazyH Fri 24-Jul-20 22:29:38

There's a beautiful black horse galloping by
To a certain bank is he saying goodbye?
There's not a more beautiful creature

Jangran99 Fri 24-Jul-20 23:07:06

There's a beautiful black horse galloping by
To a certain bank is he saying goodbye?
A more beautiful creature
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crazyH Fri 24-Jul-20 23:25:10

There's a beautiful black horse galloping by
To a certain bank is he saying goodbye?
A more beautiful creature
No other ads feature
A classic, so graceful it made you cry.

I tried joining a ballet class today

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 25-Jul-20 08:52:16

I tried joining a ballet class today
At the barre I'd love to gracefully sway

crazyH Sat 25-Jul-20 08:56:29

I tried joining a ballet class today
At the barre I'd love to gracefully sway
I lost my balance

Jangran99 Sat 25-Jul-20 10:08:57

I tried joining a ballet class today
At the barre I'd love to gracefully sway
I lost my balance
But with insouciance

henetha Sat 25-Jul-20 11:30:48

I tried joining a ballet class today
At the barre I'd love to gracefully sway
I lost my balance
But with insouciance
I can do pirouettes and even jete.

I've done some tap, like Fred Astaire

crazyH Sat 25-Jul-20 11:39:25

Jangran. I had to look up 'insouciance' ?

I've done some tap, like Fred Astaire
And soft shoe shuffle, if I dare

But then my girth did let me down

henetha Sat 25-Jul-20 11:41:25

Sorry Crazy but this is a limerick thread

crazyH Sat 25-Jul-20 11:43:03

Sorry, I forgot we are in Limerick mode

I've done some tap, like Fred Astaire
And soft shoe shuffle, if I dare
With girth too large

Elderflower2 Sat 25-Jul-20 12:35:51

I've done some tap, like Fred Astaire
And soft shoe shuffle, if I dare
With girth too large
Around the floor I'll charge

Juliet27 Sat 25-Jul-20 14:35:16

I've done some tap, like Fred Astaire
And soft shoe shuffle, if I dare
With girth too large
Around the floor I'll charge
That’s bound to give them all a scare!

A carpenter from Tunbridge Wells

MissTree Sat 25-Jul-20 18:44:22

A carpenter from Tunbridge Wells
Thought he was good with the gals

Juliet27 Sat 25-Jul-20 22:40:41

A carpenter from Tunbridge Wells
Thought he was good with the gals
A reputation he'd carved

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 26-Jul-20 08:39:08

A carpenter from Tunbridge Wells
Thought he was good with the gals
A reputation he'd carved
He wasn't sex-starved

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