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Limericks 14

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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Hellogirl1 Tue 15-Dec-20 21:45:51

My opponents tut and grumble
Making my confidence crumble

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Dec-20 07:00:29

My opponents tut and grumble
Making my confidence crumble
It’s just not my game

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henetha Wed 16-Dec-20 10:39:06

My opponents tut and grumble
Making my confidence crumble
It’s just not my game
My brain is to blame

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 16-Dec-20 11:02:25

My opponents tut and grumble
Making my confidence crumble
It's just not my game
My brain is to blame
With clever moves I just stumble.

Mind you, a clever strategist

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Jangran99 Wed 16-Dec-20 17:35:52

Mind you, a clever strategist
For opening moves would make a list

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Dec-20 21:59:06

Mind you, a clever strategist
For opening moves would make a list
A plan he would form

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Hellogirl1 Wed 16-Dec-20 23:54:02

Mind you, a clever strategist
For opening moves would make a list
A plan he would form
Well out of the norm

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henetha Thu 17-Dec-20 09:38:14

Mind you, a clever strategist
For opening moves would make a list
A plan he would form
Well out of the norm
His opening gambit has a twist.

I'd rather play snakes and ladders

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Juliet27 Thu 17-Dec-20 16:16:19

I'd rather play snakes and ladders
Up the steps and down the adders

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Jangran99 Thu 17-Dec-20 18:28:42

I'd rather play snakes and ladders
Up the steps and down the adders ?
Gives fun and pleasure

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crazyH Thu 17-Dec-20 19:23:27

I'd rather play snakes and ladders
Up the steps and down the adders ?
Gives fun and pleasure
At our own leisure

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Hellogirl1 Thu 17-Dec-20 21:28:36

I`d rather play snakes and ladders
Up the steps and down the adders
Gives fun and pleasure
At our own leisure
Too much climbing`s bad for our bladders.

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Hellogirl1 Thu 17-Dec-20 21:29:47

I had to hurry down today

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Juliet27 Thu 17-Dec-20 21:55:09

I had to hurry down today
I felt I just could not delay

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henetha Fri 18-Dec-20 11:30:04

I had to hurry down today
I felt I just could not delay
Answering the door

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Dec-20 12:24:57

I had to hurry down today
I felt I just could not delay
Answering the door
Big parcels, what's more

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Dec-20 13:53:57

I had to hurry down today
I felt I just could not delay
Answering the door
Big parcels, what's more
An old boyfriend had come to stay

Amazing who you find online! ?

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crazyH Fri 18-Dec-20 14:02:06

Amazing who you find online! ?
He said his name was Calvin Klein

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Dec-20 18:32:37

Amazing who you find online! ?
He said his name was Calvin Klein
An imposter he

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Dec-20 19:33:03

Amazing who you find online! ?
He said his name was Calvin Klein
An imposter he
With no guarantee

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Dec-20 22:50:11

Amazing who you find online! ?
He said his name was Calvin Klein
An imposter he
With no guarantee
He doesn’t have notions malign

Conceited Connie from Conway

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Hellogirl1 Sat 19-Dec-20 00:30:54

Conceited Connie from Conway
Decided to go out for the day

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crazyH Sat 19-Dec-20 01:03:51

Conceited Connie from Conway
Decided to go out for the day
Dressed up to the nines

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Dec-20 06:23:21

Conceited Connie from Conway
Decided to go out for the day
Dressed up to the nines
Ignoring confines

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henetha Sat 19-Dec-20 14:29:26

Conceited Connie from Conway
Decided to go out for the day
Dressed up to the nines
Ignoring confines
She drove her Rolls to Torbay.

She booked into the Grand Hotel

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