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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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FarNorth Fri 25-Dec-20 10:05:24

If we split who would get the cat?
Has he even thought about that?

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henetha Sat 26-Dec-20 11:09:05

If we split who would get the cat?
Has he even thought about that?
Let the cat decide

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Dec-20 13:20:47

If we split who would get the cat?
Has he even thought about that?
Let the cat decide
With whom to abide

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Nell8 Sat 26-Dec-20 15:05:24

If we split who would get the cat?
Has he even thought about that?
Let the cat decide
With whom to abide
That way we'll avoid a great spat.

The lawyers would want big, fat fees

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Dec-20 15:22:53

The lawyers would want big, fat fees
They’d bring us both down to our knees

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Dec-20 18:33:14

The lawyers would want big, fat fees
They’d bring us both down to our knees
They’d be dancing jigs

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crazyH Sat 26-Dec-20 18:41:25

The lawyers would want big, fat fees
They’d bring us both down to our knees
They’d be dancing jigs
Our purses they dig

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Dec-20 10:16:06

The lawyers would want big, fat fees
They'd bring us both down to our knees
They'd be dancing jigs
Our purses they dig
Getting rich is for them, such a breeze.

It's cheaper to stay together

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henetha Sun 27-Dec-20 10:56:03

It's cheaper to stay together
Through storms we will try to weather

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crazyH Sun 27-Dec-20 11:07:15

It's cheaper to stay together
Through storms we will try to weather
United we stand

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Dec-20 11:18:12

It's cheaper to stay together
Through storms we will try to weather
United we stand
Forever as planned

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crazyH Sun 27-Dec-20 11:24:34

It's cheaper to stay together
Through storms we will try to weather
United we stand
Forever as planned
His hand in mine, we’re in tether.

The truth is, it’s just a daydream

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Dec-20 11:34:29

The truth is, it’s just a daydream
Togetherness loses it’s gleam

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crazyH Sun 27-Dec-20 12:29:04

The truth is, it’s just a daydream
Togetherness loses it’s gleam
A hussy comes by

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Dec-20 14:25:32

The truth is, it’s just a daydream
Togetherness loses its gleam
A hussy comes by
Plays up to your guy

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Hellogirl1 Sun 27-Dec-20 21:02:38

The truth is, it`s just a daydream
Togetherness loses it`s gleam
A hussy comes by
Plays up to your guy
Just like the cat that got the cream.

But she will get her comeuppance

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Nell8 Sun 27-Dec-20 21:34:30

But she will get her comeuppance
She'll be used then left with tuppence

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Dec-20 22:19:54

But she will get her comeuppance
She'll be used then left with tuppence
But your man has changed

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crazyH Sun 27-Dec-20 23:14:59

But she will get her comeuppance
She'll be used then left with tuppence
But your man has changed
So I have arranged

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henetha Mon 28-Dec-20 11:12:18

But she will get her comeuppance
She'll be used then left with tuppence
But your man has changed
So I have arranged
That he will pay large recompense.

And he says he's really sorry

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Jangran99 Mon 28-Dec-20 18:06:08

And he says he's really sorry
But I know that’s transitory

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crazyH Mon 28-Dec-20 23:47:21

And he says he's really sorry
But I know that’s transitory
His ways, he won’t change

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therustyfairy Mon 28-Dec-20 23:59:00

And he says he's really sorry
But I know that’s transitory
His ways, he won’t change
He can't because he's deranged

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Juliet27 Tue 29-Dec-20 08:55:29

And he says he's really sorry
But I know that’s transitory
His ways, he won’t change
Because he's deranged
It will be the same old story

In next door's garden are twelve gnomes

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crazyH Tue 29-Dec-20 08:57:19

In next door's garden are twelve gnomes
She said she wanted to give them homes

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