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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

henetha Tue 29-Dec-20 10:52:18

In next door's garden are twelve gnomes
She said she wanted to give them homes
So she built twelve sheds

Jangran99 Tue 29-Dec-20 18:00:26

In next door's garden are twelve gnomes
She said she wanted to give them homes
So she built twelve sheds
Bought twelve little beds

FarNorth Tue 29-Dec-20 20:21:13

In next door's garden are twelve gnomes
She said she wanted to give them homes
So she built twelve sheds
Bought twelve little beds
And even twelve little combs.

How happy those gnomes seem to be

crazyH Tue 29-Dec-20 20:39:18

How happy those gnomes seem to be
Loved having her over for tea

Nell8 Tue 29-Dec-20 21:10:22

How happy those gnomes seem to be
Loved having her over for tea
They tend her flowers

Jangran99 Tue 29-Dec-20 23:46:01

How happy those gnomes seem to be
Loved having her over for tea
They tend her flowers
In elegant bowers

Hellogirl1 Wed 30-Dec-20 00:04:27

How happy those gnomes seem to be
Loved having her over for tea
They tend her flowers
In elegant bowers
As far as the eye can see

But they`re really missing Snow White

Jangran99 Wed 30-Dec-20 00:18:13

But they`re really missing Snow White
When she counts them she’ll have a fright

crazyH Wed 30-Dec-20 00:59:29

But they`re really missing Snow White
When she counts them she’ll have a fright
Only had seven

Jangran99 Wed 30-Dec-20 01:06:25

But they`re really missing Snow White
When she counts them she’ll have a fright
Only had seven
One plus eleven

Juliet27 Wed 30-Dec-20 09:27:51

But they`re really missing Snow White
When she counts them she’ll have a fright
Only had seven
One plus eleven
What are they up to in the night!?

At the bottom of the garden...

henetha Wed 30-Dec-20 10:02:33

At the bottom of the garden...
Burped an elf, didn't say pardon

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 30-Dec-20 12:11:43

At the bottom of the garden ...
Burped an elf, didn't say pardon
Forgot his manners

crazyH Wed 30-Dec-20 14:30:26

At the bottom of the garden ...
Burped an elf, didn't say pardon
Forgot his manners
Send him to Nana’s

Juliet27 Wed 30-Dec-20 17:47:04

At the bottom of the garden ...
Burped an elf, didn't say pardon
Forgot his manners
Send him to Nana’s
And her attitude must harden

This has been a year for jigsaws

Jangran99 Wed 30-Dec-20 20:46:17

This has been a year for jigsaws
Venturing out would give us pause

crazyH Wed 30-Dec-20 23:19:41

This has been a year for jigsaws
Venturing out would give us pause
We need to take care

Juliet27 Thu 31-Dec-20 00:58:00

This has been a year for jigsaws
Venturing out would give us pause
We need to take care
Not the virus share

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 31-Dec-20 10:28:26

This has been a year for jigsaws
Venturing out would give us pause
We need to take care
Not the virus share
More cases we don't want to cause.

So now let's be optimistic

Juliet27 Thu 31-Dec-20 11:40:25

So now let's be optimistic
Make sure we’re not a statistic

Nell8 Thu 31-Dec-20 12:01:28

So now let's be optimistic
Make sure we're not a statistic
We have done so well

Jangran99 Thu 31-Dec-20 19:56:20

So now let's be optimistic
Make sure we're not a statistic
We have done so well
So at midnight’s bell

crazyH Thu 31-Dec-20 21:07:38

So now let's be optimistic
Make sure we're not a statistic
We have done so well
So at midnight’s bell
We'll vow to be less bombastic.

We'll keep to all the lockdown rules

Hellogirl1 Thu 31-Dec-20 22:01:12

We`ll keep to all the lockdown rules
Not risk being called lockdown fools

henetha Fri 01-Jan-21 11:57:03

We`ll keep to all the lockdown rules
Not risk being called lockdown fools
But some are naughty

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