Limericks 14

We`ll keep to all the lockdown rules
Not risk being called lockdown fools
But some are naughty
Don't do what they oughtae

We`ll keep to all the lockdown rules
Not risk being called lockdown fools
But some are naughty
Don't do what they oughtae
Which ends in the closure of schools

Young people have suffered enough

Young people have suffered enough
For them it is really tough

Young people have suffered enough
For them it it really tough
What of their future?

Young people have suffered enough
For them it is really tough
What of their futures?
Formed by home tutors?

Young people have suffered enough
For them it is really tough
What of their futures?
Formed by home tutors?
Their prospects we cannot handcuff

Their rights must all be protected

Their rights must all be protected
While we stop them being infected

Their rights must all be protected
While we stope them being infected
But a bit grim for now

Their rights must all be protected
While we stop them being infected
But a bit grim for now
While onwards we plough

Their rights must all be protected
While we stop them from being infected
But a bit grim for now
While onwards we plough
Follow the rules as directed

Don`t go outside without a maskj

Don`t go outside without a mask
Although at times it seems a task

Don`t go outside without a mask
Although at times it seems a task
If you're forgetful

Don`t go outside without a mask
Although at times it seems a task
If you're forgetful
You'll look a right fool

Don`t go outside without a mask
Although at times it seems a task
If you're forgetful
You'll look a right fool
Probably end up in a cask

Roll on the vaccine, can’t wait for it

Roll on the vaccine, can't wait for it
A quick jab in the arm then you'll be fit

Roll on the vaccine, can't wait for it
A quick jab in the arm then you'll be fit
A swift, magic cure

Roll on the vaccine, can't wait for it
A quick jab in the arm then you'll be fit
A swift, magic cure
The way to ensure

Roll on the vaccine, can't wait for it
A quick jab in the arm then you'll be fit
A swift, magic cure
The way to ensure
It’s knocked on the head, Covid !!!

The weather is showing promise

The weather is showing promise
And with warm sunshine it'll be bliss

The weather is showing promise
And with warm sunshine it'll be bliss
To be back outdoors

The weather is showing promise
And with warm sunshine it'll be bliss
To be back outdoors
With kids on all fours

The weather is showing promise
And with warm sunshine it'll be bliss
To be back outdoors
With kids on all fours
The fresh air we really do miss

How I wish I’d got my hair cut ?‍♀️

How I wish I’d got my hair cut ?‍♀️
I look like a long hairy mutt

How I wish I’d got my hair cut ?‍♀️
I look like a long hairy mutt
It gets all matted

How I wish I’d got my hair cut ?‍♀️
I look like a long hairy mutt
It gets all matted
Better if plaited