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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 09:31:04

The neighbour next door is an ass
His comments exceedingly crass
I ask him , with poise

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 09:35:51

The neighbour next door is an ass
His comments exceedingly crass
I ask him , with poise
To lower the noise

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 09:42:04

The neighbour next door is an ass
His comments exceedingly crass
I ask him , with poise
To lower the noise
But sadly he’s lacking in class.

He answered, “shaddap-a your face”

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henetha Sun 07-Feb-21 11:22:41

He answered, “shaddap-a your face”
But I put him right in his place,

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crazyH Sun 07-Feb-21 11:31:05

He answered, “shaddap-a your face”
But I put him right in his place,
I ran towards him

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 14:31:17

He answered, “shaddap-a your face”
But I put him right in his place,
I ran towards him
With expression grim

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crazyH Sun 07-Feb-21 14:41:10

He answered, “shaddap-a your face”
But I put him right in his place,
I ran towards him
With expression grim
And sprayed him with pepper and mace

While walking in the lane one day

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 15:09:48

While walking in the lane one day
I heard strange noises from the hay

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 07-Feb-21 15:43:11

While walking in the lane one day
I heard strange noises from the hay
Dare I look nearer?

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 16:21:42

While walking in the lane one day
I heard strange noises from the hay
Dare I look nearer?
And see things clearer

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FarNorth Sun 07-Feb-21 19:21:08

While walking in the lane one day
I heard strange noises from the hay
Dare I look nearer?
And see things clearer
Or hasten to get far away?

Well, reader, I then stepped closer

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 19:59:36

Well, reader, I then stepped closer
And just what do you supposer

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Grany Sun 07-Feb-21 20:18:56

Well, reader, I then stepped closer
And just what do you supposer
My thoughts they ran wild

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crazyH Sun 07-Feb-21 22:55:02

Well, reader, I then stepped closer
And just what do you supposer
My thoughts they ran wild
Was it a sick child ?

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 23:13:28

Well, reader, I then stepped closer
And just what do you supposer
My thoughts they ran wild
Was it a sick child ?
No, it was something much grosser.

I’ll not continue this story

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crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 00:04:05

I’ll not continue this story
It must be quite a bit gory

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Hellogirl1 Mon 08-Feb-21 00:19:30

I `ll not continue this story
It must be quite a bit gory
Think Donald sans pants

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FarNorth Mon 08-Feb-21 04:56:09

I `ll not continue this story
It must be quite a bit gory
Think Donald sans pants
And covered in ants

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nanna8 Mon 08-Feb-21 05:29:45

I’ll not continue this story
It must be quite a bit gory
Think Donald sans pants
And covered in ants
And showing his Morning Glory

I made for the lane and just laughed

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Feb-21 07:56:21

I made for the lane and just laughed
What I’d witnessed was just plain daft

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henetha Mon 08-Feb-21 10:30:15

I made for the lane and just laughed
What I’d witnessed was just plain daft,
It must be a dream

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WishIwasyounger Mon 08-Feb-21 12:36:57

I made for the lane and just laughed
What I’d witnessed was just plain daft,
It must be a dream
For there in the stream

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FarNorth Mon 08-Feb-21 12:46:40

I made for the lane and just laughed
What I’d witnessed was just plain daft,
It must be a dream
For there in the stream
Was Bojo a-building a raft.

Along with a guy juggling eggs

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 08-Feb-21 13:43:19

Along with a gut juggling eggs
And then a gypsy selling pegs

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crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 17:19:08

Along with a gut juggling eggs
And then a gypsy selling pegs
I asked her “pray tell”

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