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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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FarNorth Mon 08-Feb-21 18:16:41

Along with a guy juggling eggs
And then a gypsy selling pegs
I asked her “pray tell”
"Will my life go well?"

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crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 19:53:21

Along with a guy juggling eggs
And then a gypsy selling pegs
I asked her “pray tell”
"Will my life go well?"
“Depends, will you buy what I sell?”

Take a run and jump, I told her,

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Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Feb-21 00:48:52

Take a run and jump, I told her,
I wish I`d been feeling bolder

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nanna8 Tue 09-Feb-21 03:15:15

Take a run and a jump,I told her,
I wish I’d been feeling bolder
But she cast a spell

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Juliet27 Tue 09-Feb-21 06:52:37

Take a run and a jump,I told her,
I wish I’d been feeling bolder
But she cast a spell
And that’s when I fell

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henetha Tue 09-Feb-21 10:18:07

Take a run and a jump,I told her,
I wish I’d been feeling bolder
But she cast a spell
And that’s when I fell
And dislocated my shoulder.

So I end up in A and E

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crazyH Tue 09-Feb-21 11:23:06

So I end up in A and E
And asked for a hot cup of tea

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Feb-21 13:27:05

So I end up in A and E
And asked for a hot cup of tea
Must they operate?

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FarNorth Tue 09-Feb-21 13:27:15

So I end up in A and E
And asked for a hot cup of tea
"We're not a café!"

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FarNorth Tue 09-Feb-21 13:28:46

So I end up in A and E
And asked for a hot cup of tea
Must they operate?
I mutter and wait

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Juliet27 Tue 09-Feb-21 17:11:04

So I end up in A and E
And asked for a hot cup of tea
Must they operate?
I mutter and wait
But no-one has time to see me

If I’d stayed at home in lockdown

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Feb-21 17:16:53

If I’d stayed at home in lockdown
I’d not be in this ugly gown

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WishIwasyounger Tue 09-Feb-21 20:42:59

If I’d stayed at home in lockdown
I’d not be in this ugly gown
Instead I'd be wearing

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Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Feb-21 22:34:17

If I`d stayed at home in lockdown
I`d not in this ugly gown
Instead I`d be wearing
Something more daring

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crazyH Tue 09-Feb-21 22:45:35

If I`d stayed at home in lockdown
I`d not be in this ugly gown
Instead I`d be wearing
Something more daring
To raise the pulse of Mr Brown

He’s always had his eyes on me

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WishIwasyounger Wed 10-Feb-21 16:35:14

He’s always had his eyes on me
I wonder what in me he can see

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crazyH Wed 10-Feb-21 16:39:32

He’s always had his eyes on me
I wonder what in me he can see
I’ve been on the shelf

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Billybob4491 Wed 10-Feb-21 17:34:21

He's always had his eyes on me
I wonder what in me he can see
I've been on the shelf
Along with the Christmas Elf

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crazyH Wed 10-Feb-21 21:15:28

He's always had his eyes on me
I wonder what in me he can see
I've been on the shelf
Along with the Christmas Elf
I’ll be taken down on Christmas eve

That seems to be so far away

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FarNorth Thu 11-Feb-21 03:53:18

That seems to be so far away
I need to get cheered up today!

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nanna8 Thu 11-Feb-21 06:37:52

That seems to be so far away
I need to get cheered up today
With a nice Sav Blanc

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Feb-21 07:54:26

That seems to be so far away
I need to get cheered up today
With a nice Sav Blanc
Not the cheap old plonk

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 01:25:49

That seems to be so far away
I need to get cheered up today
With a nice Sav Blanc
Not the cheap old plonk
I’ll be singing hip, hip hooray

By head’ll be sore come morning

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Juliet27 Sat 13-Feb-21 06:52:39

My head’ll be sore come morning
If I don’t heed my own warning

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henetha Sat 13-Feb-21 10:14:56

My head’ll be sore come morning
If I don’t heed my own warning
So drink more water

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