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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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henetha Tue 10-Nov-20 09:58:28

We'd raise funds for charity too
But the poor donkey's lost a shoe
It makes him look lame
And I got the blame

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 10-Nov-20 12:42:15

We'd raise funds for charity too
But the poor donkey's lost a shoe
It makes him look lame
And I got the blame
So I ran home and cried, "Boo ho!"

I can't stand that old grouch from Gravesend

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FarNorth Tue 10-Nov-20 12:46:16

I can't stand that old grouch from Gravesend
Her grumpy ways she'll have to mend

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crazyH Tue 10-Nov-20 13:19:52

I can't stand that old grouch from Gravesend
Her grumpy ways she'll have to mend
Her face hangs so low

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 11-Nov-20 09:58:02

I can't stand that old grouch from Gravesend
Her grumpy ways she'll have to mend
Her face hangs so low
She can't find a beau

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Hellogirl1 Wed 11-Nov-20 22:41:46

I can`t stand that old grouch from Gravesend
Her grumpy ways she`ll have to mend
Her face hangs so low
She can`t find a beau
Some dowry cash she`ll need to spend.

She`ll have to have an arranged marriage

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Juliet27 Thu 12-Nov-20 07:53:25

She will need an arranged marriage
Hoping it doesn’t disparage

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 12-Nov-20 11:41:41

She will need an arranged marriage
Hoping it doesn't disparage
Who will come forward?

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Juliet27 Thu 12-Nov-20 17:41:26

She will need an arranged marriage
Hoping it doesn't disparage
Who will come forward?
And not feel awkward.

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Hellogirl1 Thu 12-Nov-20 21:21:24

She will have to have an arranged marriage
Hoping it doesn`t disparage
Who will come forward?
And not feel awkward.
A rich man with horse and carriage.

He doesn`t mind all of her moods

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Grany Thu 12-Nov-20 21:50:22

He doesn`t mind all of her moods
Here's looking for some handsome dudes

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Sarnia Thu 12-Nov-20 21:53:00

He doesn't mind all of her moods
Here's looking for some handsome dudes
The list is quite short

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henetha Fri 13-Nov-20 10:12:12

He doesn't mind all of her moods
Here's looking for some handsome dudes
The list is quite short
Of a suitable sort

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 13-Nov-20 10:23:34

He doesn't mind all of her moods
Here's looking for some handsome dudes
The list is quite short
Of a suitable sort
As she started too many feuds.

She met a gay dog from Milan

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FarNorth Fri 13-Nov-20 19:47:42

She met a gay dog from Milan
Who had a spectacular tan

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Juliet27 Fri 13-Nov-20 19:53:52

She met a gay dog from Milan
Who couldn’t be classed a Don Juan

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Juliet27 Fri 13-Nov-20 19:55:32

I prefer yours
She met a gay dog from Milan
Who had a spectacular tan

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crazyH Fri 13-Nov-20 20:00:39

She met a gay dog from Milan
Who had a spectacular tan
His teeth were so white

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henetha Sat 14-Nov-20 10:42:32

She met a gay dog from Milan
Who had a spectacular tan
His teeth were so white
He hated to bite

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crazyH Sat 14-Nov-20 14:07:34

She met a gay dog from Milan
Who had a spectacular tan
His teeth were so white
He hated to bite
In case it ruined his great plan

He was hoping for new implants

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FarNorth Sat 14-Nov-20 18:11:48

He was hoping for new implants
So none would look at him askance

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 15-Nov-20 10:22:57

He was hoping for new implants
So none would look at him askance
They'll shine and they'll gleam

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henetha Sun 15-Nov-20 12:02:20

He was hoping for new implants
So none would look at him askance
They'll shine and they'll gleam
So his smile will beam

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FarNorth Sun 15-Nov-20 23:03:05

He was hoping for new implants
So none would look at him askance
They'll shine and they'll gleam
So his smile will beam
The ladies he soon will en-trance

There once was a tailor in Troon

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Juliet27 Sun 15-Nov-20 23:28:53

There once was a tailor in Troon
Who sewed many a pantaloon

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