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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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henetha Sun 25-Apr-21 15:04:16

We chat at a social distance
We are not types to take a chance
We’re so risk aware
We really don't dare
So we go on with real persistance.

Will life ever be normal again?

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crazyH Sun 25-Apr-21 16:14:54

Will life ever be normal again?
This lockdown thing is such a pain

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FarNorth Mon 26-Apr-21 14:59:54

Will life ever be normal again?
This lockdown thing is such a pain
So! Mid-morning gin!

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crazyH Mon 26-Apr-21 15:55:27

Will life ever be normal again?
This lockdown thing is such a pain
So! Mid-morning gin!
Mum says it’s a sin

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 26-Apr-21 16:15:10

Will life ever be normal again?
This lockdown thing is such a pain
So! Mid-morning gin!
Mum says it's a sin
So's all alcohol in the main.

There was a young dancer from Crewe

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crazyH Mon 26-Apr-21 16:31:54

There was a young dancer from Crewe
When she was on stage, crowds she drew

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FarNorth Mon 26-Apr-21 21:55:07

There was a young dancer from Crewe
When she was on stage, crowds she drew
So agile and swift

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Jangran99 Mon 26-Apr-21 22:32:29

There was a young dancer from Crewe
When she was on stage, crowds she drew
So agile and swift
Entrancing her gift

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crazyH Tue 27-Apr-21 00:20:22

There was a young dancer from Crewe
When she was on stage, crowds she drew
So agile and swift
Entrancing her gift
Her manoeuvres, their minds she blew

I tried to do a split last week

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Elrel Tue 27-Apr-21 00:36:50

I tried to do a split last week
The window cleaner had a peek

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henetha Tue 27-Apr-21 10:53:16

I tried to do a split last week
The window cleaner had a peek
My trousers were torn

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Hellogirl1 Tue 27-Apr-21 21:29:06

I tried to do a split last week
The window cleaner had a peek
My trousers were torn
Naughty words were sworn

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henetha Wed 28-Apr-21 10:42:23

I tried to do a split last week
The window cleaner had a peek
My trousers were torn
Naughty words were sworn
But luckily I didn't leak!

Fred Astaire was a great dancer

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Hellogirl1 Wed 28-Apr-21 21:26:39

Fred Astaire was a great dancer
Maybe a bit of a prancer

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henetha Thu 29-Apr-21 11:12:07

Fred Astaire was a great dancer
Maybe a bit of a prancer
But with style and grace

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Apr-21 16:14:15

Fred Astaire was a great dancer
Maybe a bit of a prancer
But with style and grace
No-one can replace

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Jangran99 Thu 29-Apr-21 18:54:44

Fred Astaire was a great dancer
Maybe a bit of a prancer
But with style and grace
No-one can replace
The charm of that great romancer

When I was a lass of sixteen

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FarNorth Thu 29-Apr-21 21:26:11

When I was a lass of sixteen
I'd stand at the mirror and preen

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Elrel Thu 29-Apr-21 22:52:18

When I was a lass of sixteen
I'd stand at the mirror and preen
I looked very cute

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crazyH Thu 29-Apr-21 23:13:41

When I was a lass of sixteen
I'd stand at the mirror and preen
I looked very cute
Really quite a beaut

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Hellogirl1 Thu 29-Apr-21 23:20:08

When I was a lass of sixteen
I`d stand at the mirror and preen
I looked very cute
Really quite a beaut
I should have been a beauty queen

A crown would have looked good on me

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Apr-21 04:39:51

A crown would have looked good on me
And then all the neighbours would see

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henetha Fri 30-Apr-21 10:36:39

A crown would have looked good on me
And then all the neighbours would see
I'm of royal blood

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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 13:07:22

A crown would have looked good on me
And then all the neighbours would see
I'm of royal blood
My Uncle’s Prince Dud

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Apr-21 15:25:27

A crown would have looked good on me
And then all the neighbours would see
I'm of royal blood
My Uncle's Prince Dud
I'll wear sparkling jewels, what glee.

A young pretender to the throne

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