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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sep-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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crazyH Wed 30-Sep-20 10:57:09

But it's very good fun trying
I'm truly hooked, I'm not lying

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 30-Sep-20 11:38:00

But it's very good fun trying
I'm truly hooked, I'm not lying
Our brains we test

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crazyH Wed 30-Sep-20 13:00:49

But it's very good fun trying
I'm truly hooked, I'm not lying
Our brains we test
We do our best

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Juliet27 Thu 01-Oct-20 06:25:21

But it's very good fun trying
I'm truly hooked, I'm not lying
Our brains we test
We do our best
And with the rules we're complying

A confusing language is ours

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henetha Thu 01-Oct-20 09:53:55

A confusing language is ours
Yes, just think, flour and flowers

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Oct-20 11:56:20

A confusing language is ours
Yes, just think, flour and flowers
Then there's ought and bough

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crazyH Thu 01-Oct-20 14:24:44

A confusing language is ours
Yes, just think, flour and flowers
Then there's ought and bough
And also bough and cow

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Juliet27 Thu 01-Oct-20 19:49:13

A confusing language is ours
Yes, just think, flour and flowers
Then there's ought and bough
And also bough and cow
What about powers and hours

For students it must be a trial

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henetha Fri 02-Oct-20 11:44:38

For students it must be a trial
Learning all this and with a smile

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 02-Oct-20 11:49:53

For students it must be a trial
Learning all this with a smile
Then there's our accents

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Oct-20 11:59:53

For students it must be a trial
Learning all this with a smile
Then there's our accents
I doubt some make sense

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FarNorth Sat 03-Oct-20 02:02:33

For students it must be a trial
Learning all this with a smile
Then there's our accents
I doubt some make sense
Unless you've heard it for a while.

My friend's a complete polyglot

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Oct-20 03:45:29

My friend's a complete polyglot
For even french I’d need to swot

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henetha Sat 03-Oct-20 10:39:18

My friend's a complete polyglot
For even french I’d need to swot
My algebra's pants

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crazyH Sat 03-Oct-20 10:45:07

My friend's a complete polyglot
For even french I’d need to swot
My algebra's pants
My geometry slants

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FarNorth Sat 03-Oct-20 12:41:29

My friend's a complete polyglot
For even french I’d need to swot
My algebra's pants
My geometry slants
A genius I'm certainly not!

My talent runs mainly to cooking

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 03-Oct-20 14:13:09

My talent runs mainly to cooking
At loads of cook books I'm looking

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Juliet27 Sun 04-Oct-20 07:46:19

My talent runs mainly to cooking
At loads of cook books I'm looking
I miss my mum's stew

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crazyH Sun 04-Oct-20 11:17:58

My talent runs mainly to cooking
At loads of cook books I'm looking
I miss my mum's stew
And that is my cue

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henetha Sun 04-Oct-20 11:22:15

My talent runs mainly to cooking
At loads of cook books I'm looking
I miss my mum's stew
And that is my cue
To add stew beef to my booking.

I'm now used to click and collect

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crazyH Sun 04-Oct-20 11:29:33

I'm now used to click and collect
But I overdo the 'select'

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Juliet27 Mon 05-Oct-20 07:40:36

I'm now used to click and collect
But I overdo the 'select'
Ten kilos of rice

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henetha Mon 05-Oct-20 10:05:37

I'm now used to click and collect
But I overdo the 'select'
Ten kilos of rice
I ordered that twice!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 05-Oct-20 10:13:51

I'm now used to click and collect
But I overdo the 'select'
Ten kilos of rice
I ordered that twice!
On my tum it's had bad effect.

Metrication does vex me so

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FarNorth Tue 06-Oct-20 01:28:57

Metrication does vex me so
Each metre and gram and kilo

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