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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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Elrel Thu 18-Feb-21 14:41:04

In lockdown our hairstyles have changed
Needs must, they have been rearranged
We embrace new looks
Some like fluffy chooks

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crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 15:24:15

In lockdown our hairstyles have changed
Needs must, they have been rearranged
We embrace new looks
Some like fluffy chooks
Me? I look like I’m deranged

Lots of jobs round the house need doing

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Juliet27 Thu 18-Feb-21 16:03:58

Lots of jobs round the house need doing
If I was renting I'd be suing

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crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 16:41:44

Lots of jobs round the house need doing
If I was renting I'd be suing
Damp patches and mould

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Hellogirl1 Thu 18-Feb-21 23:43:18

Lots of jobs round the house need doing
If I was renting I`d be suing
Damp patches and mould
Make the house feel cold

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crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 23:59:45

Lots of jobs round the house need doing
If I was renting I`d be suing
Damp patches and mould
Make the house feel cold
I will surely think of moving

Every morning I go round town

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Juliet27 Fri 19-Feb-21 07:35:29

Every morning I go round town
To see which shop’s had to close down

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nanna8 Fri 19-Feb-21 07:44:18

Every morning I go round town
To see which shops had to close down
Times are tough just now

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crazyH Fri 19-Feb-21 09:40:07

Every morning I go round town
To see which shops had to close down
Times are tough just now
Need a change - but how?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 19-Feb-21 11:08:32

Every morning I go round town
To see which shops had to close down
Times are tough just now
Need a change - but how?
No reason to wear a new gown.

Let's go for a run round the block

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crazyH Fri 19-Feb-21 11:36:42

Let's go for a run round the block
I think I’ll wear my new white frock

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henetha Fri 19-Feb-21 12:43:37

Let's go for a run round the block
I think I’ll wear my new white frock
With my red trainers

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FarNorth Fri 19-Feb-21 13:41:43

Let's go for a run round the block
I think I’ll wear my new white frock
With my red trainers
Ignore disdainers

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Juliet27 Fri 19-Feb-21 23:04:33

Let's go for a run round the block
I think I’ll wear my new white frock
With my red trainers
Ignore disdainers
If you’re not joining in, don’t mock.

Without internet I’d be lost

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nanna8 Sat 20-Feb-21 10:53:40

Without internet I’d be lost
Stay online whatever the cost

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crazyH Sat 20-Feb-21 15:40:06

Without internet I’d be lost
Stay online whatever the cost
News, games and shopping

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Feb-21 17:27:33

Without internet I'd be lost
Stay online whatever the cost
News, games and shopping
On websites I'm popping

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crazyH Sat 20-Feb-21 19:40:17

Without internet I'd be lost
Stay online whatever the cost
News, games and shopping
On websites I'm popping
For recipes to make a ‘rost’

It’s not going too well I must say

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FarNorth Sun 21-Feb-21 09:58:45

It’s not going too well I must say
This knitting I started today

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Gwenisgreat1 Sun 21-Feb-21 10:00:58

t’s not going too well I must say
This knitting I started today
I'm up in arms

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henetha Sun 21-Feb-21 12:41:54

t’s not going too well I must say
This knitting I started today
I'm up in arms
It's ringing alarms

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Hellogirl1 Sun 21-Feb-21 22:42:56

It`s not going well I must say
This knitting I started today
I`m up in arms
It`s ringing alarms
It really should not look this way

For a start there`s only one sleeve

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crazyH Sun 21-Feb-21 23:10:13

For a start there`s only one sleeve
The other, from the bin I’ll retrieve

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FarNorth Mon 22-Feb-21 11:59:21

For a start there`s only one sleeve
The other, from the bin I’ll retrieve
It's quite an odd shape

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crazyH Mon 22-Feb-21 12:06:55

For a start there`s only one sleeve
The other, from the bin I’ll retrieve
It's quite an odd shape
I’ll sort it with tape

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