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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 16:42:25

And now the magpies are here
The sight of them fills me with cheer
I hope there’ll be two
I’d rather they flew
To the pub, to get me a beer

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crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 16:43:54

I really am thirsty, can’t you see

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Feb-21 07:51:52

I’m really thirsty, can’t you see
Then have some water, it’s for free

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crazyH Sat 27-Feb-21 09:18:33

I’m really thirsty, can’t you see
Then have some water, it’s for free
I need company

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FarNorth Sun 28-Feb-21 00:08:08

I’m really thirsty, can’t you see
Then have some water, it’s for free
I need company
Please be nice to me

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-Feb-21 09:47:04

I'm really thirsty, can't you see?
Then have some water, it's for free
I need company
Please be nice to me
And we'll enjoy a nice cup of tea.

To go with it a lovely scone

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Feb-21 10:29:11

To go with it a lovely scone
Oh no, all the jam and cream’s gone

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FarNorth Sun 28-Feb-21 10:48:48

To go with it a lovely scone
Oh no, all the jam and cream’s gone
Spread on marmalade

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henetha Mon 01-Mar-21 10:53:18

To go with it a lovely scone
Oh no, all the jam and cream’s gone
Spread on marmalade,
Hopefully home made,

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Mar-21 11:51:31

To go with it a lovely scone
Oh no, all the jam and cream’s gone
Spread on marmalade,
Hopefully home made,
Oh of course, I won’t be outshone

There’s nothing quite like a high tea

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FarNorth Mon 01-Mar-21 14:00:08

There’s nothing quite like a high tea
In classy café by the sea

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Mar-21 14:36:15

There's nothing quite like a high tea
In classy cafe by the sea
Taking in the view

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Mar-21 15:55:38

There's nothing quite like a high tea
In classy cafe by the sea
Taking in the view
Enjoying the brew

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Billybob4491 Mon 01-Mar-21 17:11:43

There's nothing quite like a high tea
In classy cafe by the sea
Taking in the view
Enjoying the brew
With my favourite person and me

When it comes to paying the bill

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crazyH Mon 01-Mar-21 17:37:11

When it comes to paying the bill
He goes to the bar, to refill

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FarNorth Tue 02-Mar-21 02:55:42

When it comes to paying the bill
He goes to the bar, to refill
More stout here, my man!

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nanna8 Tue 02-Mar-21 05:41:53

When it comes to paying the bill
He goes to the bar, to refill
More stout here my man!
A whisky for gran

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henetha Tue 02-Mar-21 10:39:09

When it comes to paying the bill
He goes to the bar, to refill
More stout here my man!
A whisky for gran
And gin and tonic for aunt Lil.

And make it a double of course

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Mar-21 12:00:44

And make it a double of course
Also I could eat like a horse

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FarNorth Tue 02-Mar-21 18:53:38

And make it a double of course
Also I could eat like a horse
So - one bale of hay!

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crazyH Tue 02-Mar-21 19:13:38

And make it a double of course
Also I could eat like a horse
So - one bale of hay!
That will make my day

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Juliet27 Tue 02-Mar-21 19:34:06

And make it a double of course
Also I could eat like a horse
So - one bale of hay!
That will make my day
Though I would like to know the source

Spring Equinox not far away

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crazyH Tue 02-Mar-21 19:46:16

Spring Equinox not far away
Tulips and daffs are on their way

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Hellogirl1 Tue 02-Mar-21 23:54:30

Spring equinox not far away
Tulips and daffs are on their way
Strolls in the woods

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Juliet27 Wed 03-Mar-21 03:02:08

Spring equinox not far away
Tulips and daffs are on their way
Strolls in the woods
With thoughts of childhoods

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