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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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FarNorth Wed 14-Oct-20 19:59:29

Perhaps I'll look up to the skies
And hope for a lovely surprise
My looks will renew

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crazyH Wed 14-Oct-20 21:37:02

Perhaps I'll look up to the skies
And hope for a lovely surprise
My looks will renew
Skin like morning dew

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Oct-20 22:30:48

Perhaps I'll look up to the skies
And hope for a lovely surprise
My looks will renew
Skin like morning dew
Of course a mirror never lies.

If I don’t do the lottery

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Hellogirl1 Wed 14-Oct-20 23:15:01

If I don`t do the lottery
Instead, take up pottery,

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crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 09:31:37

I don`t do the lottery
Instead, take up pottery,
No shortage of mugs

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henetha Thu 15-Oct-20 09:32:08

If I don`t do the lottery
Instead, take up pottery,
I'll get peace of mind

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henetha Thu 15-Oct-20 09:32:30

Sorry Crazy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Oct-20 14:21:56

If I don't do the lottery
Instead, take up pottery
No shortage of mugs
And keep off the drugs

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twinnytwin Thu 15-Oct-20 14:39:09

Cos they could make me too tottery

My grandkids say they love me so much

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twinnytwin Thu 15-Oct-20 14:40:50

Sorry new to this.

If I don't do the lottery
Instead, take up pottery
No shortage of mugs
And keep off the drugs
Cost they could make me too tottery

My grandkids say they love me so much

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crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 15:56:30

Welcome Twinnytin

My grandkids say they love me so much
‘Specially when I give them a ‘cwtch’

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 16-Oct-20 09:59:46

My grandkids say they love me so much
'Specially when I give them a 'cwtch'
So warm and cuddly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 18-Oct-20 09:07:12

My grandkids say they love me so much
'Specially when I give them a 'cwtch'
So warm and cuddly
They come from Dudley

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crazyH Sun 18-Oct-20 09:37:11

My grandkids say they love me so much
'Specially when I give them a 'cwtch'
So warm and cuddly
They come from Dudley
Their Aunt, she is quite 'butch'

Think I'll start on my Collage today

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Toyoungtobeadamnedgran Sun 18-Oct-20 09:48:36

Think I will start my collage today
'Cause I feel I have nothing more to say

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crazyH Sun 18-Oct-20 10:44:13

Think I will start my collage today
'Cause I feel I have nothing more to say
It’ll keep me busy

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henetha Sun 18-Oct-20 10:46:05

Think I will start my collage today
'Cause I feel I have nothing more to say
It’ll keep me busy
And stop me going dizzy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Oct-20 15:30:45

Think I will start my collage today
'Cause I feel I have nothing more to say
It'll keep me busy
And stop me going dizzy
Or p'raps I shall model with clay.

I'd love a fancy garden shed

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Toyoungtobeadamnedgran Mon 19-Oct-20 15:40:31

I'd love a fancy garden shed
And move in there with my bed

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FarNorth Mon 19-Oct-20 18:35:52

I'd love a fancy garden shed
And move in there with my bed
Among the trees

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crazyH Mon 19-Oct-20 20:48:03

I'd love a fancy garden shed
And move in there with my bed
Among the green trees
Whistling in the breeze

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Oct-20 21:41:34

I'd love a fancy garden shed
And move in there with my bed
Among the green trees
Whistling in the breeze
A fox screamed and filled me with dread!

Seems sleeping at home suits me best

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Hellogirl1 Mon 19-Oct-20 22:00:35

Seems sleeping at home suits me best
Somewhere I don`t mind being undressed

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crazyH Mon 19-Oct-20 22:01:24

Seems sleeping at home suits me best
My cosy room , haven of rest

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Grany Mon 19-Oct-20 23:12:34

Seems sleeping at home suits me best
My cosy room , haven of rest
I'll sure get good sleep

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