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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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Grany Wed 28-Oct-20 10:23:28

A rotten con man from Tampa
Was really from Alabama

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Oct-20 10:46:31

A rotten con man from Tampa
Was really from Alabama
He fired up the crowd

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crazyH Wed 28-Oct-20 12:25:15

A rotten con man from Tampa
Was really from Alabama
He fired up the crowd
By shouting out loud

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henetha Wed 28-Oct-20 14:18:36

A rotten con man from Tampa
Was really from Alabama
He fired up the crowd
By shouting out loud
Send me a big Christmas hamper!

If you don't I'll send round the boys

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Grany Wed 28-Oct-20 15:07:08

If you don't I'll send round the boys
And all with their really big toys

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Flutterby1 Wed 28-Oct-20 16:26:44

If you don’t I’ll send round the boys
And all with their really big toys
They say size does’nt matter
So never mind the chatter

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Grany Wed 28-Oct-20 16:59:54

If you don’t I’ll send round the boys
And all with their really big toys
Size does’nt matter

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Oct-20 22:37:02

If you don’t I’ll send round the boys
And all with their really big toys
Size doesn’t matter
Ignore the chatter

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 29-Oct-20 12:06:41

If you don't I'll send round the boys
And all with their really big toys
Size doesn't matter
Ignore the chatter
They'll all make a hell of a noise.

One was a strongman from Lydney

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Jangran99 Thu 29-Oct-20 20:02:15

One was a strongman from Lydney
Who loved to eat steak and kidney

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crazyH Thu 29-Oct-20 22:04:26

One was a strongman from Lydney
Who loved to eat steak and kidney
Puff pastry or short

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Jangran99 Thu 29-Oct-20 22:35:31

One was a strongman from Lydney
Who loved to eat steak and kidney
Puff pastry or short
Didn’t mind which sort

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Elrel Fri 30-Oct-20 00:25:51

One was a strongman from Lydney
Who loved to eat steak and kidney
Puff pastry or short
Didn’t mind which sort
It was all good to our Sidney

There was a young man from Worcester

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Jangran99 Fri 30-Oct-20 09:22:23

There was a young man from Worcester
Needed a confidence booster

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henetha Fri 30-Oct-20 11:03:29

There was a young man from Worcester
Needed a confidence booster
So he joined a new gym

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Oct-20 11:33:35

There was a young man from Worcester
Needed a confidence booster
So he joined a gym
To keep himself trim

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Oct-20 12:59:07

There was a young man from Worcester
Needed a confidence booster
So he joined a gym
To keep himself trim
His bravery's not just bluster.

His physique will leave you in awe

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Oct-20 13:30:41

His physique will leave you in awe
The young women’s comments were ‘Cor!’!’

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Jangran99 Fri 30-Oct-20 17:32:59

His physique will leave you in awe
The young women’s comments were ‘Cor!’!’
Seeing his 6 pack

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crazyH Fri 30-Oct-20 23:18:08

His physique will leave you in awe
The young women’s comments were ‘Cor!’!’
Seeing his 6 pack
They followed him back

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henetha Sat 31-Oct-20 10:49:58

His physique will leave you in awe
The young women’s comments were ‘Cor!’!’
Seeing his 6 pack
They followed him back
But he disappeared, that's Sod's Law!

Suzie decided to join Tinder

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crazyH Sat 31-Oct-20 11:02:26

Suzie decided to join Tinder
Not many were willing to score her

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 31-Oct-20 13:47:17

Suzie decided to join Tinder
Not many were willing to score her
They swiped straight on past

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Grany Sat 31-Oct-20 18:42:07

Suzie decided to join Tinder
Not many were willing to score her
They swiped straight on past
She ended up last

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henetha Sun 01-Nov-20 11:35:21

Suzie decided to join Tinder
Not many were willing to score her
They swiped straight on past
She ended up last
And her dinner was burnt to a cinder.

That'll teach me a lesson, she said

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