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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 01-Nov-20 15:53:16

That'll teach me a lesson, she said
I'll stay at home with my old ted

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Jangran99 Sun 01-Nov-20 16:07:46

That'll teach me a lesson, she said
I'll stay at home with my old ted
He’s faithful and true

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crazyH Sun 01-Nov-20 16:55:11

That'll teach me a lesson, she said
I'll stay at home with my old ted
He’s faithful and true
Held upright with glue

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Juliet27 Sun 01-Nov-20 22:05:52

That'll teach me a lesson, she said
I'll stay at home with my old ted
He’s faithful and true
Held upright with glue
And he’s undemanding in bed!

I wish I’d not removed his growl

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crazyH Sun 01-Nov-20 22:19:56

I wish I’d not removed his growl
Should've replaced it with a frown

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Jangran99 Sun 01-Nov-20 23:26:35

I wish I’d not removed his growl
Could've replaced it with a howl
But what’s done is done

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-Nov-20 09:19:31

I wish I'd not removed his growl
Could've replaced it with a howl
But what's done is done
We'll play in the sun

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Nov-20 09:31:38

I wish I'd not removed his growl
Could've replaced it with a howl
But what's done is done
We'll play in the sun
And join in with Piglet and Owl.

Was very stormy through the night

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henetha Mon 02-Nov-20 09:55:53

Was very stormy through the night
It gave me and teddy a dreadful fright

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Nov-20 10:32:41

sweet! ?

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crazyH Mon 02-Nov-20 14:57:17

Was very stormy through the night
It gave me and teddy a dreadful fright
We hid under sheets

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Nov-20 16:57:55

Was very stormy through the night
It gave me and teddy a dreadful fright
We hid under sheets
To calm our heartbeats

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Nov-20 19:24:18

Was very stormy through the night
It gave me and teddy a dreadful fright
We hid under sheets
To calm our heartbeats
And just couldn’t wait for daylight.

So many leaves blown off the trees

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henetha Tue 03-Nov-20 11:07:03

So many leaves blown off the trees
Yes, they're almost up to my knees

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-Nov-20 11:53:59

So many leaves blown off the trees
Yes, they're almost up yo my knees
I'll kick up a storm

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Juliet27 Tue 03-Nov-20 21:39:43

So many leaves blown off the trees
Yes, they're almost up to my knees
I'll kick up a storm
They’ll look like a swarm

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crazyH Wed 04-Nov-20 11:26:08

So many leaves blown off the trees
Yes, they're almost up to my knees
I'll kick up a storm
They’ll look like a swarm
Of giant stingy bees

Got told off at the Clinic today

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 04-Nov-20 14:07:44

Got told off at the clinic today
I got too close and caused an affray

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Juliet27 Wed 04-Nov-20 18:50:29

Told off at the clinic today
Got too close and caused an affray
Hard to remember

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Jangran99 Wed 04-Nov-20 23:54:47

Told off at the clinic today
Got too close and caused an affray
Hard to remember
This dark November

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 05-Nov-20 09:45:49

Told off at the clinic today
Got too close and caused an affray
Hard to remember
This dark November
In normal times I'd chat and play.

My effigy on the bonfire tonight

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crazyH Thu 05-Nov-20 10:07:53

My effigy on the bonfire tonight
Is Trump with his hair all alight

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Juliet27 Thu 05-Nov-20 12:52:25

My effigy on the bonfire tonight
Is Trump with his hair all alight
It’s what he deserves

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Hellogirl1 Thu 05-Nov-20 20:28:11

My effigy on the bonfire tonight
Is Trump with his hair all alight
It`s what he deserves
He gets on my nerves

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 06-Nov-20 09:40:47

My effigy on the bonfire tonight
Is Trump with his hair all alight
It's what he deserves
He gets on my nerves
I bet he's psychotic, all right!

The USA is the land of the free

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