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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

henetha Fri 06-Nov-20 13:39:35

The USA is the land of the free,
At least it was till recently

Juliet27 Sat 07-Nov-20 07:13:31

The USA is the land of the free,
At least it was till recently
A lunatic ruled

crazyH Sat 07-Nov-20 10:08:32

The USA is the land of the free,
At least it was till recently
A lunatic ruled
Melania drooled

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 07-Nov-20 10:15:06

The USA is the land of the free
At least it was until recently
A lunatic ruled
Melania drooled
But we all think he's off his tree.

The young hold the US in thrall

Jangran99 Sun 08-Nov-20 23:30:28

The young hold the US in thrall
Copy the American drawl

crazyH Sun 08-Nov-20 23:38:57

The young hold the US in thrall
Copy the American drawl
Watch their TV shows

henetha Mon 09-Nov-20 13:39:08

The young hold the US in thrall
Copy the American drawl
Watch their TV shows
Wear sequined hose

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 09-Nov-20 20:47:57

The young hold the US in thrall
Copy the American drawl
Watch their TV shows
Wear sequined hose
Then go out shopping in the mall

To shop and eat is what they love

Jangran99 Mon 09-Nov-20 23:17:23

To shop and eat is what they love
To teens, those things go hand in glove

crazyH Mon 09-Nov-20 23:53:02

To shop and eat is what they love
To teens, those things go hand in glove
Obesity is rife

Juliet27 Tue 10-Nov-20 07:44:53

To shop and eat is what they love
To teens, those things go hand in glove
Obesity is rife
Could shorten your life

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 10-Nov-20 12:46:04

To shop and eat is what they love
To teens, those things go hand in glove
Obesity is rife
Could shorten your life
And soon they'll have a new gov.

I cannot love a skyscraper

crazyH Tue 10-Nov-20 13:33:32

I cannot love a skyscraper
In high winds, it sways like paper

henetha Wed 11-Nov-20 10:43:59

I cannot love a skyscraper
In high winds, it sways like paper
I like feet on ground

Juliet27 Thu 12-Nov-20 08:25:31

I cannot love a skyscraper
In high winds, it sways like paper
I like feet on ground
And all to be sound

henetha Thu 12-Nov-20 11:03:50

I cannot love a skyscraper
In high winds, it sways like paper
I like feet on ground
And all to be sound
Not up where I need an ice-scraper.

I'd like to be in the Maldives

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 12-Nov-20 11:39:31

I'd like to be in the Maldives
With blue skies, white sands, one believes

Juliet27 Thu 12-Nov-20 17:22:53

I'd like to be in the Maldives
With blue skies, white sands, one believes
For now I must dream

Jangran99 Thu 12-Nov-20 21:27:44

I'd like to be in the Maldives
With blue skies, white sands, one believes
For now I must dream
Dark shades and sun cream

henetha Fri 13-Nov-20 10:21:17

I'd like to be in the Maldives
With blue skies, white sands, one believes
For now I must dream
Dark shades and sun cream
But now I've got mud up to my knees.

It's been raining a lot around here

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 13-Nov-20 10:28:27

It's been raining a lot around here
So bad, I'm back on the beer

Jangran99 Fri 13-Nov-20 23:31:24

It's been raining a lot around here
So bad that I'm back on the beer
I’d given it up

crazyH Fri 13-Nov-20 23:39:40

It's been raining a lot around here
So bad that I'm back on the beer
I’d given it up
For tea, in a cup

Jangran99 Fri 13-Nov-20 23:49:24

It's been raining a lot around here
So bad that I'm back on the beer
I’d given it up
For tea, in a cup
‘Til I fell off the wagon this year.

There was a young guy from Dunoon

Barberdice Sat 14-Nov-20 00:24:10

There was a young guy from Dunoon
Who played the drums with a spoon

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