Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

I remember gold haired Mary
Who was dainty as a fairy
Nose like a button
Not lamb-like, more mutton,
Rarely did she seem contrary.

Her lamb was her constant shadow

Her lamb was her constant shadow
Wherever she went he would go

Her lamb was her constant shadow
Wherever she went he would go
He was so afraid

Her lamb was her constant shadow
Wherever she went he would go
He was so afraid
He could be mislaid

Her lamb was her constant shadow
Wherever she went he would go
He was so afraid
He could be mislaid
That she painted his fleece day- glo

The rest of the flock were jealous

The rest of the flock were jealous
"What's he got that is so precious"

The rest of the flock were jealous
"What's he got that is so precious"
We want pretty fleece

The rest of the flock were jealous
"What's he got that is so precious"
We want pretty fleece
Or goodwill might cease.

The rest of the flock were jealous
"What's he got that is so precious"
We want pretty fleece
Or goodwill might cease.
So when is it our turn? Tell us.

Now all the sheep are rainbow hued

Now all the sheep are rainbow hued
So Bo Peep with dread is imbued

Now all the sheep are rainbow hued
So Bo Peep with dread is imbued
Must she check their roots?

Now all the sheep are rainbow hued
So Bo Peep with dread is imbued
Must she check their roots
And their woolly boots

Now all the sheep are rainbow hued
So Bo Peep with dread is imbued.
Must she check their roots
And their woolly boots
Risking, with black sheep, a feud?

A new line needed please, Ashcombe

No sign of Ashcombe so :

Let's all dress up for a party!

Let's all dress up for a party!
I'm going to appear all tarty

Let's all dress up for a party!
I'm going to appear all tarty
The vicar won’t mind

Let's all dress up for a party!
I'm going to appear all tarty
The vicar won’t mind
I'll pinch his behind!

sorry, henetha and Far North I was half asleep this morning

Let`s all dress up for a party
I`m going to appear all tarty
The vicar won't mind
I`ll pinch his behind
And make him feel hale and hearty!

His next sermon is going to be

His next sermon is going to be
Not one we shall hear on Sunday

His next sermon is going to be
Not one we shall hear on Sunday
The sins of the flesh

His next sermon is going to be
Not one we shall hear on Sunday
The sins of the flesh
Had him feeling fresh

His next sermon is going to be
Not one we shall hear on Sunday
The sins of the flesh
Had him feeling fresh
So from temptation he must flee

He’ll make an act of contrition

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission