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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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Ashcombe Fri 20-Nov-20 23:02:36

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission
Whilst serving the poor

Grandmafrench Fri 20-Nov-20 23:26:49

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission
Whilst serving the poor
He'll strike at the core

henetha Sat 21-Nov-20 11:17:28

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission
Whilst serving the poor
He'll strike at the core
And scare us into submission.

But I won't be bullied, will you?

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Nov-20 12:11:31

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground and you should too

FarNorth Sat 21-Nov-20 12:13:53

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground and you should too
Let's do our own thing

henetha Sun 22-Nov-20 11:28:47

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground and you should too
Let's do our own thing
Let our voices ring

Grandmafrench Sun 22-Nov-20 22:46:43

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground, and you should too
Let's do our own thing
Let our voices ring
No matter if we're just a few

I need to catch up on some sleep

Juliet27 Sun 22-Nov-20 23:18:32

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep

FarNorth Mon 23-Nov-20 00:00:41

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?

BradfordLass73 Mon 23-Nov-20 05:06:18

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?
It's the coffee I sup!

Ashcombe Mon 23-Nov-20 08:22:47

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?
It's the coffee I sup!
Sometimes, I’m so tired, I could weep! ?

Juliet27 Mon 23-Nov-20 08:22:58

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?
It's the coffee I sup!
Sleep benefits I hope to reap

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse

henetha Mon 23-Nov-20 09:44:28

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 23-Nov-20 12:29:21

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse
Nibbling his produce

FarNorth Mon 23-Nov-20 13:58:53

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse
Nibbling his produce
It was just no use

Jangran99 Mon 23-Nov-20 14:58:54

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse
Nibbling his produce
It was just no use
Each time he went in he would grouse

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned

Juliet27 Mon 23-Nov-20 18:28:02

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned

Jangran99 Mon 23-Nov-20 18:54:54

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned
But what of the louse

FarNorth Mon 23-Nov-20 19:46:45

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned
But what of the louse
They're all in the house

crazyH Mon 23-Nov-20 20:06:56

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned
But what of the louse
They're all in the house
The exterminators they phoned

In hazmat suits, they rushed in

Jangran99 Mon 23-Nov-20 20:25:59

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin

Grandmafrench Mon 23-Nov-20 22:05:58

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin
Old Willie the rum,

FarNorth Mon 23-Nov-20 22:17:44

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin
Old Willie the rum,
While sat on his bum

Juliet27 Mon 23-Nov-20 22:18:41

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin
Old Willie the rum,
Has found he’s become

Juliet27 Mon 23-Nov-20 22:20:33

sorry FarNorth, I should have clicked last

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