Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission
Whilst serving the poor

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission
Whilst serving the poor
He'll strike at the core

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission
Whilst serving the poor
He'll strike at the core
And scare us into submission.

But I won't be bullied, will you?

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground and you should too

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground and you should too
Let's do our own thing

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground and you should too
Let's do our own thing
Let our voices ring

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground, and you should too
Let's do our own thing
Let our voices ring
No matter if we're just a few

I need to catch up on some sleep

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?
It's the coffee I sup!

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?
It's the coffee I sup!
Sometimes, I’m so tired, I could weep! ?

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?
It's the coffee I sup!
Sleep benefits I hope to reap

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse
Nibbling his produce

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse
Nibbling his produce
It was just no use

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse
Nibbling his produce
It was just no use
Each time he went in he would grouse

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned
But what of the louse

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned
But what of the louse
They're all in the house

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned
But what of the louse
They're all in the house
The exterminators they phoned

In hazmat suits, they rushed in

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin
Old Willie the rum,

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin
Old Willie the rum,
While sat on his bum

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin
Old Willie the rum,
Has found he’s become

sorry FarNorth, I should have clicked last