Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

And if he sacks you, don't worry
Just go home and eat some curry
Then write a smart blog
Success you will hog

And if he sacks you, don't worry
Just go home and have some curry
Then write a smart blog

And if he sacks you, don't worry
Just go home and have some curry

Sometimes you get bored with your work
It can’t be considered a perk
So lay down your tools
Jump into your pools
And shout "My boss is a big berk"

And if he sacks you, don't worry

Sometimes you get bored with your work
It can’t be considered a perk
So lay down your tools
Jump into your pools

Sometimes you get bored with your work
It can’t be considered a perk
So lay down your tools

Sometimes you get bored with your work
It can’t be considered a perk

These old shows were some of the best
To find the same we’re now hard pressed
But constant repeats
And culinary ‘treats’
And we’re supposed to feel blessed?

Sometimes you get bored with your work

These old shows were some of the best
To find the same we’re now hard pressed
But constant repeats
And culinary ‘treats’

These old shows were some of the best
To find the same we’re now hard pressed
But constant repeats

These old shows were some of the best
To find the same we’re now hard pressed

Poor Harold had all sorts of strife
His grimy dad blighted his life
He scared off the girls
With oily grey curls
So no luck in finding a wife.

These old shows were some of the best

Poor Harold had all sorts of strife
His grimy dad blighted his life
He scared off the girls
With oily grey curls

Poor Harold had all sorts of strife
His grimy dad blighted his life
He scared off the girls

Poor Harold had all sorts of strife
His grimy dad blighted his life

Watching them was always such fun
If they caught my eye I would run
Old junk in their house
Sure there was a mouse
Or, more like, a hundred and one!

Poor Harold had all sorts of strife

Watching them was always such fun
If they caught my eye I would run
Old junk in their house
Sure there was a mouse

Watching them was always such fun
If they caught my eye I would run
Old junk in their house

Watching them was always such fun
If they caught my eye I would run

Maybe there`s a tidiness gene
Well if there is it`s seldom seen
My Dad was Steptoe
The old one, you know
But neither one looked very clean

Watching them was always such fun

Maybe there`s a tidiness gene
Well if there is it`s seldom seen
My Dad was Steptoe
The old one, you know

Maybe there’s a tidiness gene
Well if there is it’s seldom seen
My Dad was Steptoe

Maybe there’s a tidiness gene
Well if there is it’s seldom seen

My desk fills me quite with despair
And I'm so wishing it was bare
But then I sit back
Tidiness I lack
My paperwork in order is rare

Maybe there’s a tidiness gene

My desk fills me quite with despair
And I'm so wishing it was bare
But then I sit back
Tidiness I lack