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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:50:43

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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FarNorth Sat 13-Feb-21 14:27:59

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum

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Mollygo Sat 13-Feb-21 13:58:51

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 13:57:06

So I haunt the ready meals shelves
For food made by fairies and elves
Which one should I choose?
Or should it be booze?
Need something to relax ourselves

I’m partial to a glass of gin

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MrsPickle Sat 13-Feb-21 13:16:04

So I haunt the ready meals shelves
For food made by fairies and elves
Which one should I choose?
Or should it be booze?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 13-Feb-21 13:13:14

So I haunt the ready meals shelves
For food made by fairies and elves
Which one should I choose?

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FarNorth Sat 13-Feb-21 12:38:14

So I haunt the ready meals shelves
For food made by fairies and elves

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 12:08:22

Friday’s the night for a curry.
Cooking gets me in a flurry.
Chopping and slicing,
Peeling and dicing
Then my stews turn out like slurry

So I haunt the ready meals shelves

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henetha Sat 13-Feb-21 10:07:23

Friday’s the night for a curry.
Cooking gets me in a flurry.
Chopping and slicing,
Peeling and dicing

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Mollygo Sat 13-Feb-21 08:28:48

Friday’s the night for a curry.
Cooking gets me in a flurry.
Chopping and slicing,

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 01:20:22

Friday’s the night for a curry
Cooking gets me in a flurry

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Juliet27 Fri 12-Feb-21 22:28:14

A takeaway or fish and chips,
Will certainly enlarge your hips,
A nice salad mix
And celery sticks
Seem boring as they pass my lips

Friday’s the night for a curry

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Mollygo Fri 12-Feb-21 22:19:26

A takeaway or fish and chips,
Will certainly enlarge your hips,
A nice salad mix
And celery sticks

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Hellogirl1 Fri 12-Feb-21 22:10:15

A takeaway or fish and chips
Will certainly enlarge your hips
A nice salad mix

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Mollygo Fri 12-Feb-21 12:48:53

A takeaway or fish and chips
Will certainly enlarge your hips!

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henetha Fri 12-Feb-21 12:08:57

So I will be on the shop floor
Although it will feel such a chore
I’m so, so hungry
I must get money
To buy some food, and then some more.

A take away or fish and chips

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FarNorth Fri 12-Feb-21 00:57:38

So I will be on the shop floor
Although it will feel such a chore
I’m so, so hungry
I must get money

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crazyH Thu 11-Feb-21 20:43:55

So I will be on the shop floor
Although it will feel such a chore
I’m so, so hungry

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Feb-21 20:30:14

So I will be on the shop floor
Although it will feel such a chore

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FarNorth Thu 11-Feb-21 19:34:37

But I daren't take a duvet day
I know what my colleagues would say
"She's swinging the lead
And lazing in bed.
We hope the boss cuts down her pay."

So I will be on the shop floor

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Ashcombe Thu 11-Feb-21 19:21:32

My mistake so ignore my post!

But I daren't take a duvet day
I know what my colleagues would say
"She's swinging the lead
And lazing in bed.”

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Ashcombe Thu 11-Feb-21 18:26:55

The skyline was leaden with snow
But to work I still need to go
Can’t take a day off
But wait - What's that cough?
Supposing it’s Covid? Oh no!

I"ll go straightaway for a test

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FarNorth Thu 11-Feb-21 16:38:07

But I daren't take a duvet day
I know what my colleagues would say
"She's swinging the lead"

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Feb-21 14:46:09

But I daren't take a duvet day
I know what my colleagues would say

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Feb-21 12:18:22

The skyline was leaden with snow
But to work I still need to go
Can't take a day off
But wait - what's that cough?
Shall I ring them up, say I feel low?

But I daren't take a duvet day

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