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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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Ashcombe Thu 26-Nov-20 06:20:05

I met a man from Darjeeling
Completely devoid of true feeling

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crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 10:01:35

I met a man from Darjeeling
Completely devoid of true feeling
Laughed at my big nose

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FarNorth Thu 26-Nov-20 11:58:17

I met a man from Darjeeling
Completely devoid of true feeling
Laughed at my big nose
And trod on my toes

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Juliet27 Thu 26-Nov-20 15:01:59

I met a man from Darjeeling
Completely devoid of true feeling
Laughed at my big nose
And trod on my toes
I punched him and left him reeling

I hope he won’t retaliate

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Jangran99 Thu 26-Nov-20 17:19:44

I hope he won’t retaliate
Or his rudeness perpetuate

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crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 18:59:10

I hope he won’t retaliate
Or his rudeness perpetuate
I will keep away

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Juliet27 Thu 26-Nov-20 20:11:25

I hope he won’t retaliate
Or his rudeness perpetuate
I will keep away
Don’t want to be prey

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Hellogirl1 Thu 26-Nov-20 21:22:24

I hope he won`t retaliate
Or his rudeness perpetuate
I will keep away
Don`t want to be prey
For a nasty old reprobate.

If he persists he`ll be in court

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Ashcombe Fri 27-Nov-20 04:12:20

If he persists he`ll be in court,
Where, a stiff lesson, he'll be taught.

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FarNorth Fri 27-Nov-20 06:42:43

If he persists he`ll be in court,
Where, a stiff lesson, he'll be taught.
Ten days hard labour

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Sarnia Fri 27-Nov-20 08:44:10

If he persists he'll be in court
Where, a stiff lesson, he'll be taught
Ten days of hard labour
For bashing his neighbour

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crazyH Fri 27-Nov-20 09:56:46

If he persists he'll be in court
Where, a stiff lesson, he'll be taught
Ten days of hard labour
For bashing his neighbour
With whom he had recently fought

To curb his temper, he must learn

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henetha Fri 27-Nov-20 10:39:11

To curb his temper, he must learn
Playing with fire gives you a burn

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Nov-20 12:24:59

To curb his temper, he must learn
Playing with fire gives you a burn
"Keep calm," Mother said

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Grany Fri 27-Nov-20 12:33:58

To curb his temper, he must learn
Playing with fire gives you a burn
"Keep calm," Mother said
Keep the peace break bread

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Juliet27 Fri 27-Nov-20 13:52:15

To curb his temper, he must learn
Playing with fire gives you a burn
"Keep calm," Mother said
Keep the peace break bread
Who to avoid you must discern

Tricky Dicky from tier three

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FarNorth Fri 27-Nov-20 14:20:23

Tricky Dicky from tier three
Said "Come to a party with me"

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Ashcombe Fri 27-Nov-20 15:51:22

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Ashcombe Fri 27-Nov-20 15:52:21

Tricky Dicky from tier three
Said "Come to a party with me"
We'll use the back lane

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Juliet27 Fri 27-Nov-20 16:44:43

Tricky Dicky from tier three
Said "Come to a party with me"
We'll use the back lane
They’ll stop us in vain

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crazyH Fri 27-Nov-20 16:53:08

Tricky Dicky from tier three
Said "Come to a party with me"
We'll use the back lane
They’ll stop us in vain
We'll tell them it's just me and thee

Dicky then planted his lips on mine

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Juliet27 Fri 27-Nov-20 18:56:43

Dicky then planted his lips on mine
The Covid police should issue a fine

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Hellogirl1 Fri 27-Nov-20 20:29:44

Dicky then planted his lips on mine
The Covid police should issue a fine
We`re from different tiers

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Grandmafrench Fri 27-Nov-20 23:05:56

Dicky then planted his lips on mine
The Covid police should issue a fine
We're from different tiers
There's no need for fears

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BradfordLass73 Sat 28-Nov-20 00:30:59

Dicky then planted his lips on mine
The Covid police should issue a fine
We're from different tiers
There's no need for fears
Even though he was well out of line

'No parties this Christmas', it's said sad

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