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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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crazyH Sat 28-Nov-20 00:35:30

Dicky then planted his lips on mine
The Covid police should issue a fine
We're from different tiers
There's no need for fears
We're all towing the line.

Marvellous Muriel from Malvern

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Juliet27 Sat 28-Nov-20 06:44:55

Marvellous Muriel from Malvern
Said ‘a new language I shall learn’

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Ashcombe Sat 28-Nov-20 07:20:53

Marvellous Muriel from Malvern
Said ‘a new language I shall learn’
Which one? Esperanto!

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travelsafar Sat 28-Nov-20 07:48:37

Marvellous Muriel from Malvern
Said ‘a new language I shall learn’
Which one? Esperanto!
Oh No!! it will be 'Panto'!!!!

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henetha Sat 28-Nov-20 12:02:25

Marvellous Muriel from Malvern
Said ‘a new language I shall learn’
Which one? Esperanto!
Oh No!! it will be 'Panto'!!!!
"Look out behind you" shouted Ern.

Morecambe and Wise were so funny

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Juliet27 Sat 28-Nov-20 12:07:11

Morecambe and Wise were so funny
They somehow made life seem sunny

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FarNorth Sat 28-Nov-20 12:28:56

Morecambe and Wise were so funny
They somehow made life seem sunny
With quips and a song

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Jangran99 Sat 28-Nov-20 14:08:04

Morecambe and Wise were so funny
They somehow made life seem sunny
With quips and a song
They took us along

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crazyH Sat 28-Nov-20 17:25:31

Morecambe and Wise were so funny
They somehow made life seem sunny
With quips and a song
They took us along
Bet they made lots of money

But my favourite was The Two Ronnies

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crazyH Sat 28-Nov-20 17:26:33

My favourite was the two Rons

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Grandmafrench Sat 28-Nov-20 21:42:51

My favourite was the two Rons
They were funny - it wasn't a con
With songs and some jokes

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Ashcombe Sun 29-Nov-20 05:00:28

My favourite was the two Rons
They were funny - it wasn't a con
With songs and some jokes
Such amusing blokes

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Nov-20 08:16:28

My favourite was the two Rons
They were funny - it wasn't a con
With songs and some jokes
Such amusing blokes
Such a shame that they've both now gone

Dilly Daydream from Doncaster

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crazyH Sun 29-Nov-20 10:33:41

Dilly Daydream from Doncaster
Had both her legs in a plaster

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henetha Sun 29-Nov-20 11:24:51

Dilly Daydream from Doncaster
Had both her legs in a plaster
Her hang gliding failed

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FarNorth Sun 29-Nov-20 12:31:18

Dilly Daydream from Doncaster
Had both her legs in a plaster
Her hang gliding failed
"Oh, help me" she wailed

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Hellogirl1 Sun 29-Nov-20 15:53:14

Dilly Daydream from Doncaster
Had both her legs in a plaster
Her hang gliding failed
"Oh, help me" she wailed
How am I going to cook pasta

She decided on takeaway

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 30-Nov-20 08:54:19

She decided on takeaway
Indian perhaps? Or chicken satay?

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henetha Mon 30-Nov-20 10:26:50

She decided on takeaway
Indian perhaps? Or chicken satay?
Maybe a pizza?

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FarNorth Mon 30-Nov-20 12:54:58

She decided on takeaway
Indian perhaps? Chicken satay?
Maybe a pizza?
Made by pal Lizza?

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Hellogirl1 Tue 01-Dec-20 00:20:50

She decided on takeaway
Indian perhaps? Chicken satay?
Maybe a pizza?
Made by pal Lizza?
And a large glass of Chardonnay

The Chardonnay made her feel dizzy

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FarNorth Tue 01-Dec-20 03:20:40

The Chardonnay made her feel dizzy
With noise in her ears sounding fizzy

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Ashcombe Tue 01-Dec-20 06:03:10

The Chardonnay made her feel dizzy
With noise in her ears sounding fizzy
The room span around

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travelsafar Tue 01-Dec-20 09:18:31

The Chardonnay made her feel dizzy
With noise in her ears sounding fizzy
The room span around
Then she fell to the ground

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henetha Tue 01-Dec-20 10:21:38

The Chardonnay made her feel dizzy
With noise in her ears sounding fizzy
The room span around
Then she fell to the ground
And lay there, all in a tizzy.

The moral of this story is

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