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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 01-Dec-20 11:14:54

The moral of this story is
Be careful now - not too much fizz

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FarNorth Tue 01-Dec-20 12:22:50

The moral of this story is
Be careful now - not too much fizz
Be responsible!

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crazyH Tue 01-Dec-20 12:58:43

The moral of this story is
Be careful now - not too much fizz
Be responsible!
Just have one tipple

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Dec-20 20:33:32

The moral of this story is
Be careful now - not too much fizz
Be responsible!
Just have one tipple
And you could win the Christmas quiz

The questions get harder each year

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Ashcombe Tue 01-Dec-20 20:55:50

The questions get harder each year
So my team will lose, I do fear.

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Dec-20 21:05:24

The questions get harder each year
So my team will lose, I do fear.
If we could google

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FarNorth Wed 02-Dec-20 02:37:50

The questions get harder each year
So my team will lose, I do fear.
If we could google
Or brain cells shoogle

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Dec-20 07:04:20

The questions get harder each year
So my team will lose, I do fear.
If we could google
Or brain cells shoogle
Another Scottish word made clear!

From limericks I’ve learnt a lot

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Ashcombe Wed 02-Dec-20 07:09:02

From limericks I’ve learnt a lot
At rhyming we're proving quite hot!

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henetha Wed 02-Dec-20 11:06:11

From limericks I’ve learnt a lot
At rhyming we're proving quite hot!
We stick to the rules

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FarNorth Wed 02-Dec-20 11:08:52

From limericks I’ve learnt a lot
At rhyming we're proving quite hot!
We stick to the rules
We're nobody's fools

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Dec-20 12:14:28

From limericks I've learnt a lot
At rhyming we're proving quite hot!
We stick to the rules
We're nobody's fool
And we don't want our brains to rot.

But technology fries my brain

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Dec-20 17:25:04

But technology fries my brain
Understanding goes down the drain

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Jangran99 Wed 02-Dec-20 17:36:23

But technology fries my brain
Understanding goes down the drain
So I ask the kids

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Hellogirl1 Thu 03-Dec-20 00:37:09

But technology fries my brain
Understanding goes down the drain
So I ask the kids
"Am I on the skids?"

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Juliet27 Thu 03-Dec-20 07:33:54

But technology fries my brain
Understanding goes down the drain
So I ask the kids
"Am I on the skids?"
Tell me I’m not going insane

A carpenter from Carterton

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Dec-20 12:19:59

A carpenter from Carterton
Stopped to eat a big currant bun

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Juliet27 Thu 03-Dec-20 15:11:57

A carpenter from Carterton
Stopped to eat a big currant bun
It fell in sawdust

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FarNorth Thu 03-Dec-20 17:50:25

A carpenter from Carterton
Stopped to eat a big currant bun
It fell in sawdust
Which seemed so unjust

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Ashcombe Thu 03-Dec-20 22:24:45

A carpenter from Carterton
Stopped to eat a big currant bun
It fell in sawdust
Which seemed so unjust
When consumption had just begun.

After that he entered a pub

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Hellogirl1 Thu 03-Dec-20 23:35:33

After that he entered a pub
Because he just had to have grub

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henetha Fri 04-Dec-20 09:57:49

After that he entered a pub
Because he just had to have grub
He ate three Scotch eggs

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FarNorth Fri 04-Dec-20 11:09:18

After that he entered a pub
Because he just had to have grub
He ate three Scotch eggs
In room full of kegs

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Hellogirl1 Sat 05-Dec-20 00:13:22

After that he entered a pub
Because he just had to have grub
He ate three Scotch eggs
In a room full of kegs
Then ate some ice cream from a tub

He then felt so full and bloated

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FarNorth Sat 05-Dec-20 02:33:41

He then felt so full and bloated
His toungue was nastily coated

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