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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 07-Jan-21 11:35:21

The book she wrote sold really well
Titillation always does sell
She named names you see

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henetha Thu 07-Jan-21 11:01:06

The book she wrote sold really well,
Titillation always does sell

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FarNorth Thu 07-Jan-21 02:00:32

He met a young lady from Rome
Decided he`d take her back home
His missus went mad
She kicked out the cad
And wrote it all up in a tome.

The book she wrote sold really well

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crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 22:42:16

He met a young lady from Rome
Decided he`d take her back home
His missus went mad
She kicked out the cad

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Hellogirl1 Wed 06-Jan-21 21:59:06

He met a young lady from Rome
Decided he`d take her back home
His missus went mad

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crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 17:59:42

He met a young lady from Rome
Decided he’d take her back home

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 06-Jan-21 16:39:27

He fled to the Eiffel Tower
Wish he had stopped for a shower
For he stank like a pig
Since dancing a jig
From others he had to cower.

He met a young lady from Rome

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crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 14:40:44

He fled to the Eiffel Tower
Wish he had stopped for a shower
For he stank like a pig
Since dancing a jig

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Luckygirl Wed 06-Jan-21 11:47:26

He fled to the Eiffel Tower
Wish he had stopped for a shower
For he stank like a pig

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crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 10:50:36

He fled to the Eiffel Tower
Wish he had stopped for a shower

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henetha Wed 06-Jan-21 10:46:38

She made him think ‘Oh,la la la’
But he said ‘oh non, mon mama ‘
Then soon, they were wed
And settled in bed
She said "You'll soon be a papa"

He fled to the Eiffel Tower

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Luckygirl Wed 06-Jan-21 08:53:17

She made him think ‘Oh,la la la’
But he said ‘oh non, mon mama ‘
Then soon, they were wed
And settled in bed

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FarNorth Wed 06-Jan-21 03:13:36

She made him think ‘Oh,la la la’
But he said ‘oh non, mon mama ‘
Then soon, they were wed

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crazyH Tue 05-Jan-21 22:08:53

She made him think ‘Oh,la la la’
But he said ‘oh non, mon mama ‘

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Jan-21 22:04:38

There was a young man from Milan
Whose name was Philosophus Dan
Stallion he was not
But what got him hot
Was Nan , his fiancée from Cannes

She made him think ‘Oh,la la la’

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Hellogirl1 Mon 04-Jan-21 23:20:01

There was a young man from Milan
Whose name was Philosophus Dan
Stallion he was not
But what got him hot

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crazyH Mon 04-Jan-21 13:04:37

There was a young man from Milan
Whose name was Philosophus Dan
Stallion he was not

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FarNorth Mon 04-Jan-21 12:30:48

There was a young man from Milan
Whose name was Philosophus Dan

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 04-Jan-21 12:14:22

A few days break, then she returned
To tell everyone what she'd learned
That east, west, hame's best
She claimed with great zest
With travels I'm now unconcerned.

There was a young man from Milan

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Ashcombe Mon 04-Jan-21 06:57:34

A few days break, then she returned
To tell everyone what she`d learned
That east, west , hames best
She claimed with great zest.

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Jangran99 Sun 03-Jan-21 21:22:30

A few days break, then she returned
To tell everyone what she`d learned
That east, west , hames best

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Hellogirl1 Sun 03-Jan-21 21:18:30

A few days break, then she returned
To tell everyone what she`d learned

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crazyH Sun 03-Jan-21 17:28:14

So she turned her hearing aid down
And went to sleep with a deep frown
She screwed up her face
At such a disgrace
And decided she must leave town.

A few days break, then she returned

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 15:28:36

So she turned her hearing aid down
And went to sleep with a deep frown
She screwed up her face
At such a disgrace

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Jan-21 13:54:46

So she turned her hearing aid down
And went to sleep with a deep frown
She screwed up her face

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